notice to all ye peasants

[Horab Fibslager]

I,His totally awesomeness, Horab wilmachin mikarion danger Fibslager. Emperor oF canada and protector of mexico, do hereby claim for the empire of canada and protectorate of cuba, the formerly soverign nation of Liechtenstein. may all tehir base are belong to us at least until 2050.

[agent compassion]

A'ight.

Just make some cool postage stamps, you savvy?

[Horab Fibslager]

our chief territorial postage stamp designer consulting with his fellow associates in the world conference on postal stamp design.

[agent compassion]

I think ye needs yon Trogdor stamp so as to sufficiently apprise ye peasants of who is in charge of yon country, forsooth.