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Started by saint aini, February 27, 2005, 04:51:48 AM

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Bella

#90
March 01, 2005, 05:12:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO

::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::
Do we have any salt left?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#91
March 01, 2005, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNO

::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::
Do we have any salt left?

::whispers to Victor the Vector::




::FLASH::

::5 kinds of salt appear- Kosher, Iodized, Sea Salt, Salt hand packed from the Dead Sea, and the bitter salt made from human tears::

::a lime tree bursts from the ground, heavy with fruit::

I love this little guy!

Bella

#92
March 01, 2005, 05:21:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO
bitter salt made from human tears::


Oooh. My favorite kind of salt.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

doubtless incident

#93
March 01, 2005, 05:21:49 PM
Ow!! The party's still on I see. :twisted: I thought I missed it and all.
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

Bob the Mediocre

#94
March 01, 2005, 05:26:03 PM
:Asks the vector for some hawaiian pizza:
While I'm up, anyone else want something?
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

LMNO

#95
March 01, 2005, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNO
bitter salt made from human tears::


Oooh. My favorite kind of salt.

I prefer licking the faces of weeping fools.  Straight from the tap, as it were.

Bob the Mediocre

#96
March 01, 2005, 05:32:36 PM
That's so cruel!

:weeps:
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

LMNO

#97
March 01, 2005, 05:35:39 PM
Quote from: Bob the BabyThat's so cruel!

:weeps:

::lick::

::tequila shot::

Hey, while you're up, some corn nuts would be fantastic.

Thanks...

doubtless incident

#98
March 01, 2005, 05:39:33 PM
Quote from: Bob the Baby:Asks the vector for some hawaiian pizza:
While I'm up, anyone else want something?
I wouldn't mind a blanket or a afgan or something. It's freezing in here.
And some hot soup would be nice.


And crackers. Dont' forget the crackers. animal shaped, please.
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

Bob the Mediocre

#99
March 01, 2005, 05:46:51 PM
:passes various things from the vector:
:Is licked:

Got anymore tequilla?
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

LMNO

#100
March 01, 2005, 05:52:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO::continues massage::

Don't worry 'bout that.  I got a "friend" down at the Open Bar...

::pulls a mutable, pulsing ball of light from his pocket::

It's a pet State Vector.  I call him Victor.

Victor!  Case of tequila!


::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::

Still got plenty, Bob-o...

Bob the Mediocre

#101
March 01, 2005, 06:24:46 PM
Thanks. And I do need to kill the bacteria I've got in my throat.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#102
March 03, 2005, 12:53:28 PM
Quote from: Scribe*Looks to what Hugh did previously, then laughs*

How you enjoying your new life as a zombie?

*finishes off tequila*

*burps*

*goes to find more tequila*
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

#103
March 03, 2005, 01:09:48 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Scribe*Looks to what Hugh did previously, then laughs*

How you enjoying your new life as a zombie?

*finishes off tequila*

*burps*

*goes to find more tequila*

Not bad, not bad.  Question, is tequila the best preservative for my slightly rotting flesh?

The Good Reverend Roger

#104
March 03, 2005, 11:04:16 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNO

::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::
Do we have any salt left?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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