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Started by saint aini, February 27, 2005, 04:51:48 AM

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agent compassion

#60
February 28, 2005, 01:01:02 AM
Quote from: HoshiKo, a Family CompanyOk, who gave the baby a drink?

See that table over there in the corner? It has food on it. I say we annex that one next, and take the spoils.

I gave the baby sparkling cider, don't worry, any bizarre behavior she exhibits is most likely due to the fact that her blood is 23% caffeine.

::hoists the CLF flag and faces the buffet table::

ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Bob the Mediocre

#61
February 28, 2005, 01:48:13 AM
:swipes a few muffins from the buffet and heads for the table with a bottle of Sake:
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Bella

#62
February 28, 2005, 01:50:44 AM
Mmmmmm............sake.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

agent compassion

#63
February 28, 2005, 01:56:23 AM
::pillages the buffet for all of its chocolate::

::and coldcuts::

::and ranch dip::

::and BEER!::

Ahh, the spoils of war.  8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#64
February 28, 2005, 01:58:52 AM
chocolate dipped in ranch dressing?


BRILLIANT!!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bob the Mediocre

#65
February 28, 2005, 02:04:08 AM
Passes some sake to Bella, eats chocolate sans ranch, and tries to avoid bumpinginto anyone or knocking over glasses under the crowded table
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Hoshiko

#66
February 28, 2005, 02:06:32 AM
::takes vat of pickles and olives::

::dips in chocolate::

Mmmm.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

B_M_W

#67
February 28, 2005, 09:08:04 PM
Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!

*steals chocolate and dips leeks in it*
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Bella

#68
February 28, 2005, 09:20:22 PM
Quote from: Zakari, Oracle of LeeksChocolate!!!!!!!!!!

*steals chocolate and dips leeks in it*
You're drunk again, aren't you? :evil:
Only a drunken person would forget the garlic powder when dipping leeks in chocolate.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

B_M_W

#69
February 28, 2005, 09:25:05 PM
Me? Drunk?  :lol:

Sorry, but I like to think of it as mild hypoxia. Better than having to admit they won't let me consume alcohol yet.


And I didn't know about the garlic!

*dips the leeks in garlic then in the chocolate*

Mmmmmm....choco-garlic leeks...

8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

B_M_W

#70
February 28, 2005, 09:30:38 PM
OhOh, I forgot the farie juice!


/me dips leeks into the farie juice then the garlic powder then the chocolate

MMMMmMmMmMMMmmm.. aini coated choco-garlic leeks...just like my Ma used to make.

8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Cain

#71
February 28, 2005, 09:34:36 PM
Pah, everyone knows teh best drunk food is deep fried peas and spaghetti with custard... :roll:

B_M_W

#72
February 28, 2005, 09:41:29 PM
peas? PEAS?! Blasphemer!!!! Everyone knows its deep fried spinach!

:roll:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Cain

#73
February 28, 2005, 09:44:36 PM
To be honest, it doesnt matter so long as you dont try to recreate bread by puting flour, yeast and warm water in your mouth and mixing it together....

Bella

#74
February 28, 2005, 09:44:47 PM
You guys stop it!
You're making me hungry again. :evil:

Hey! I just noticed you changed your name to Senor Leek.
That's pretty funny.  :P
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here
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