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Started by saint aini, February 27, 2005, 04:51:48 AM

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saint aini

#15
February 27, 2005, 04:30:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: aini, oracle of dumb
Quote from: agent compassion|4m3...

I hereby declare agent compassion to be an oracle of lame.  She may add the title "Oracle of Lame" to her name.

I would disagree, but if Aini says it...

To be an oracle of doom you need not be involved in the immanentizing the eschaton, although for the sake of me and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each while stoned out of our gourds, you could help the progress of said immanentizing the eschaton.

To be an oracle of dumb one need not be dumb, but merely willing to speak out illuminating dumb (and possibly fake it through mindfuckery).

To be an oracle of lame, one needs only to spew when things are lame OR engage in really l4m3 stuff like writing in 1337, which is so last century lame.  That is why Agent Compassion, Oracle of Lame, has her title.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

agent compassion

#16
February 27, 2005, 04:55:47 PM
I'm not interested in your frickin' title. There already were plenty of Oracles of Lame, if you ever watched "Almost Live" in the early seasons you could see them. Besides I have enough titles as it is, my business card's gonna be a foot wide.

And who the fuck says "spew" anymore? Hmm? Aini? The 90's called, they want their slang back!

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Cain

#17
February 27, 2005, 05:26:50 PM
I prefer to think of myself as an Oracle of Dim.  But thats just me.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
February 27, 2005, 06:26:19 PM
Quote from: aini, oracle of dumb
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: aini, oracle of dumb
Quote from: agent compassion|4m3...

I hereby declare agent compassion to be an oracle of lame.  She may add the title "Oracle of Lame" to her name.

I would disagree, but if Aini says it...

To be an oracle of doom you need not be involved in the immanentizing the eschaton, although for the sake of me and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each while stoned out of our gourds, you could help the progress of said immanentizing the eschaton.

To be an oracle of dumb one need not be dumb, but merely willing to speak out illuminating dumb (and possibly fake it through mindfuckery).

To be an oracle of lame, one needs only to spew when things are lame OR engage in really l4m3 stuff like writing in 1337, which is so last century lame.  That is why Agent Compassion, Oracle of Lame, has her title.

HEY!  I'm at least TWICE as dumb as her!

I hereby declare myself High Epopt of Dumb!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#19
February 27, 2005, 06:30:29 PM
Quote from: eh kneeme and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each

Um, Aini, there's a small problem with the contract...seems when you signed on as an OOD, you didn't read the small print well enough...well, long story short, it's not "23 virgins." It's "23 Virginians."


'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Cain

#20
February 27, 2005, 06:31:08 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: eh kneeme and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each

Um, Aini, there's a small problem with the contract...seems when you signed on as an OOD, you didn't read the small print well enough...well, long story short, it's not "23 virgins." It's "23 Virginians."


Either way, the muslims are getting more. :(

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
February 27, 2005, 06:33:19 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: eh kneeme and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each

Um, Aini, there's a small problem with the contract...seems when you signed on as an OOD, you didn't read the small print well enough...well, long story short, it's not "23 virgins." It's "23 Virginians."


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

TGRR,
Spontaneously channelled Howie "the mad hatter" Dean upon reading that hideous concept.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#22
February 27, 2005, 07:12:32 PM
Quote from: agent compassion...if you ever watched "Almost Live" in the early seasons...

holy shit...I haven't even thought about that show in forever...that show was fuckin' HILARIOUS, yo!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#23
February 27, 2005, 07:34:08 PM
Too right. Unfortunately the station won't allow the episodes to be distributed in any way shape or form, not even for sale. The only ones that can be seen are the ones Comedy Central bought the rights to - and they haven't played those in YEARS. I have some really shitty copies of some of those, though.

"Be nice or Billy will bonk you!"

8)


'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#24
February 27, 2005, 08:11:12 PM
umm...I just soiled myself when I saw that NSRA logo, just so ya know...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#25
February 27, 2005, 08:15:13 PM
Quote from: Mister Commie McClean GoatBastard Stabbypants Macouts Fergusonumm...I just soiled myself when I saw that NSRA logo, just so ya know...

In a good way I hope? I like the way the smiley turned out. Kinda enigmatic....
8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

saint aini

#26
February 27, 2005, 08:27:10 PM
Quote from: KenseiI prefer to think of myself as an Oracle of Dim.  But thats just me.


Do what pleases you.  We need more oracles, and preferable not Oracles of Doom unless they are working on immanentizing the eschaton (which would put them out of business) so that we may each be zonked out of our collective gourds with 23 virgins.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

East Coast Hustle

#27
February 27, 2005, 08:30:48 PM
I hereby dub myself an Oracle of "Damn!"

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#28
February 27, 2005, 08:35:32 PM
Zorga thinks aini is the Oracle of Flame.
Run away little troll fairy.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

gnimbley

#29
February 27, 2005, 08:40:01 PM
Oracle of Rum!

:lol:
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