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Started by saint aini, February 27, 2005, 04:51:48 AM

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Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Would you like some, gnimbley?
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Mangrove

who wants to dance with....the oracle of rhumba?  :D
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Yes!! Zorga loves to dance.
How perceptive of you, dear man.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Mangrove

sings: long and tall and doo doo doo...that girl from principia...doo doo

<rhumbas back to the bar>
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Did someone say "bar"?
Zorga will go with you.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

The Open Bar


Zorga, Oracle of Rum

There you are!
Zorga has been looking for you.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

The Open Bar

<OB arrives with quality rum>

we've got the usual stuff and a bottle of rum with this chunky gook floating in it.

East Coast Hustle

hey, OB...while you're here, I'd love a Dark & Stormy...

1/2 Gosling's Black Seal rum

1/2 Ginger Beer (preferrably one with some bite)

poured over ice in a tall glass

1 wedge of lime, crushed

2 drops Angostura bitters

stir.

drink.

repeat as necessary.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Open Bar...we've got the usual stuff and a bottle of rum with this chunky gook floating in it.

ya know, the racial epithet is bad enough, but d'ya have to make fun of fat people in the same sentence?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Hoshiko

And what about those of us who are buoyantly challenged? Hmmm?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

agent compassion

8)

::slides slowly under the table::

Ahhh....

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bella

Hey! I was under here first.
But that's okay, there's room for at least two.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

agent compassion

Hey, I have an idea.

::puts a small space heater under the table, and then throws a large blanket over the table so that it drapes over all the edges to the floor::

Now we have a korsi!  8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bella

Yahoo. We're playing fort!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here