Epistle to the Ball-less

[Zurtok Khan]

(this isn't to anyone here)

Some people need to grow some balls.  Some big hairy grapefruit sized balls.  I'm tired of having to prod people into stirring even a little bit.  Why the hell am I stuck with the zombies?  When are these people going to start recognizing they're asleep?  I just want to reach out a hand and SLAP THE FUCKERS.

Wow, I've found something I have rage about.  College is an interesting place.  I pay $2,000 a semester to go to a place to learn.  I am intellectually stimulated by going to my class.  I fucking love my classes.  But, I can't stand to look around at my classmates who have the intellectual awareness of a cow's vagina.  I figured this would get better after highschool.  Wow, was I wrong.  It may not actually be worse, but is certainly seems that way.  I mean, come on people, you pay just as much as I do to be here (sometimes more for out-of-staters), why can't you find it in yourselves to add to your experience and education?  I suppose I want more then just a degree or a significant other.  If that's all you want, go somewhere cheaper, and let the people who actually give a flying fuck learn without you leaching off of our intelligence.

I am not your mother.  I have no responsibility toward you or your well being.  I really don't care about your feelings.  And I'm sure you all think I'm a nasty bitter bastard now, because I've insulted your religion and your intelligence (of which I am still not sure you have any).  I started out wanting to be nice and calm and placid like you are.  But, I discovered that I have no desire to be a lithium child like the rest of you Epsilon B Semi-Morons are!  (this paragraph is what I want to, and probably will, say to my world religions class on Friday)

I don't want to make apologies, I don't want to preface anything I say with "sorry, this is going to offend you but I'm going to say it anyway."  Why do I need to care about you, when you obviously don't care about yourselves?  I'm more offended by your lack of interest, then you could ever be about my screaming in your face and stomping on your foot in an (obviously) vain attempt to get you to wake up.  I've tried to gently lead you to understanding where you are.  And I've grown progressively less content with the way in which I've been attempting things.  But all you ever want to do is hold your hands over your eyes and say "If I can't see it, it can't see me!"  Fucking ostrich.

Grow some balls, and get over it.  Yell in my face, tell me I'm a worthless piece of shit, I don't care.  But let me know you have a braincell that still functions (i.e. one that hasn't been destroyed by your 90 hours a week of television).

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Great!

But cows vaginas might lodge a protest at that insult.

Just saying.

[agent compassion]

Stupidest people I've met yet = College Republicans

Stupidest PERSON = white chick who said she was "against multiculturalism and affirmative action" but claimed not to be racist

I shoulda hit her with my book, if only I'd known she wouldn't be in my class next term, damnit....

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Stupidest people I've met yet = College Republicans

Stupidest PERSON = white chick who said she was "against multiculturalism and affirmative action" but claimed not to be racist

I shoulda hit her with my book, if only I'd known she wouldn't be in my class next term, damnit....

Or you could wait until she sleeps and pour cayenne powder down her nose.

[Cain]

Or find her fridge and put it in all her food.  Perhaps tabasco sauce instead.  Just saying.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Or find her fridge and put it in all her food.  Perhaps tabasco sauce instead.  Just saying.

No. With that you should use this chili sauce made using these green little monsters. It's almost water clear and unless she sniffs her food, there'll be no way for her to know until it's in her mouth.

[Cain]

Hmm, your suggestion has merit....

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Hmm, your suggestion has merit....

Or you could try crazy glue down her nostrils....

[Cain]

     

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I always find that that says "I-HATE-YOU-AND-DON'T-FUCK-WITH-ME" with a nice subtle touch.

[Lord Trout]

No offense, Zurtok, but you are in Utah. What the fuck did you expect from these people? I'm in Oregon, and although it has been many a year since I walked a college campus, I understand your frustration. Maybe it is the same everywhere, but it seems as though the western US is full of mindless sheep, even in places where you'd expect to see them the least.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

No offense, Zurtok, but you are in Utah. What the fuck did you expect from these people? I'm in Oregon, and although it has been many a year since I walked a college campus, I understand your frustration. Maybe it is the same everywhere, but it seems as though the western US is full of mindless sheep, even in places where you'd expect to see them the least.

I'd say its an excuse for fun and hoots on a massive scale. Until they put him in jail with little bubba, that is.

[agent compassion]

Not a lot of people live on campus here, I don't, so nocturnal hijinks are out.
Oregon's just as full of tards as Utah seems to be, though.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Illinois has many tards too. And don't count out Idaho either, except a lot of tards out in Idaho are aryan freakos.[/list]

[Cain]

Everywhere is full of tards.  I suspect it is part of a government breeding and release program.