Chaos is fluffy white clouds and pink bunnies and shit.

[fluffy]

jeff george's best years were with the colts

1990: 7-9
1991: 1-15
1992: 9-7
1993: 4-12

raiders won't do so well

[East Coast Hustle]

are you a betting man, CHEF?

cuz i am and I'd just love to make a friendly wager concerning the success (or lack thereof) of the much-hated Raiders this coming season...

[Chef]

are you a betting man, CHEF?

cuz i am and I'd just love to make a friendly wager concerning the success (or lack thereof) of the much-hated Raiders this coming season...

CHEF HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SPORTING MAN.

YOUR WAGER?

CHEF D,
HATES TO TAKE MONEY FROM TEH OPIES, SO WILL ENTERTAIN OTHER IDEAS.

[East Coast Hustle]

there are 5 months until the season starts...I oughtta be able to think of something by then.

[Chef]

there are 5 months until the season starts...I oughtta be able to think of something by then.

CHEF WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO STEP.

[fluffy]

phhffftttttttttttt!!!!!!!!

the raiders
and the seahawks
are pansies

[Chef]

phhffftttttttttttt!!!!!!!!

the raiders
and the seahawks
are pansies

WORST MISTAKE SINCE YOU WENT TO SUPERCUTS, BUNNY.

[fluffy]

phhffftttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you make cheesecake out of velveeta

phhhffffttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chef]

phhffftttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you make cheesecake out of velveeta

phhhffffttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY MUST YOU TEST, LITTLE RABBIT?

CHEF D,
WOULDN'T HAVE VELVEETA IN A MOUSETRAP.

[fluffy]

sorry
my mistake

your tie is made of velveeta!

you make mousetraps
out of spam!

hehehehe

[Chef]

sorry
my mistake

your tie is made of velveeta!

you make mousetraps
out of spam!

hehehehe

BABY JESUS STOMPS ON A KITTEN EVERY TIME YOU LIE LIKE THAT.

CHEF D,
THINKS YOU SHOULD SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THA KITTENS.

[fluffy]

you should know better
than to mess with malaul
chef

but i guess
not
since

you use
velveeta
instead of a toupe
to cover that bald spot

phhfffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

raiders still suck

[agent compassion]

Teh kittens will be fine, they have teh landmines.

[Chef]

you should know better
than to mess with malaul
chef

but i guess
not
since

you use
velveeta
instead of a toupe
to cover that bald spot

phhfffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

raiders still suck

STOMP!

OH, NO!  THERE GOES ANOTHER KITTEN!

WHY, BUNNY?  WHY?

[fluffy]

because of your obsession
with velvetta clothing
and spam underwear