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Hoshi is owed this, but the rest of you may not deserve it.

Started by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy, March 10, 2005, 03:22:02 AM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

I was amazed to see the ravens.  They were eating the crumbs off the ground like nothing had happened.  The crumbs from the donuts were their favorite.  The ravens were cravens, that is why I did not expect to see them at the campground.  There wasn't a waif among them, yet each in their own way was a waif.  The weather had turned cold, as I knew it could.  Many people would not expect temperatures in the 40's in July in Michigan, but I did.  Expect probably is not fair, but I knew it was a possibility.  I pulled the parka up around my ears.  

The day before was uneventful.  It was warm, not like a person would expect for July, but not as bad as the night would be.  I expected the snakes to be in a coil, but found them moving out to the rocks.  Snake watching was a fad now, like bird watching.  You did not have to worry about their ire, they were not poisonous and did not bite.  We had plans for sext, with the sun high in the sky.  We all got in the truck, not a jo in sight, and took off for the pumpkin patch.  There was a corn maze, we walked through, and it mazed around the field and we had some fun.  Then we had some pumpkin pie, some moron cut it in sexto whatevers.  Who in the world cuts a pie in 16 pieces?  So we each had 3 or 4 slices.  

That night the cold wind came off the bay.  The campfire kept us warm.  We had to use bast for kindling.  We cooked some food, using olive oil, we got olein.  For once we had char broiled food instead of charcoal for food.  Those crazy gals from UT were there.  They had pinas and managed to make pina coladas.  They brought a lei for each of us.  They were all related, one called another ma, there was another that called a different one sist, or sis.  One of them kept calling everyone Dude, even the other girls.  We had fudge, but one of them kept calling it fudges.  And this one was talking about her ex and another one was talking about her ex, so much so that I almost felt bad for the guys, almost.  We all talked about the joys of meditation, saying om and om and looking for our Qi.  

After dinner a guy came by, said his name was el em en no.  He was tlking about fiscal years, but he kept calling it FY.   It looked like he might end up being a goon, but being all dressed in beige, it was not much of a worry.  He hemmed and hawed.  He was so nervous, it was giving him a tic.  Then we helped him find his id and took him down the river Lethe.  We helped each other find our Ba.  We all talked about our degrees, someone had a BAS, whatever that is.  Then someone started singing scales, do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do.  I had to reach behind el em en no for the quire of paper I brought. He thought I wanted sex, but he was wrong.  That treasure trove would have to wait for another night.  When we started to talk about working as a sexton, he got scared.  He did not want to be on this terra, or any of the terras that might include any of us.  

Ta for now.

Tune in later for the rest of the story.

-->Eris<--

the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Hoshiko

Eldora, it's lovely. I should play Scrabble with you more often :mrgreen:

I particularly like El Em En No talking about the Fiscal Year. I could totally see him doing that while surreptitiously stealing some of the sexto-sliced pie.

Can't wait for more.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

Fiscally speaking, I'd rather steal your wallet, than your sexto-pie.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: LMNOFiscally speaking, I'd rather steal your wallet, than your sexto-pie.
Yes, but we took you down the river Lethe, so you remember none of it, HAHAHAHAHAHA

PS That is the river of forgetfullness, hehehe

LMNO

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: LMNOFiscally speaking, I'd rather steal your wallet, than your sexto-pie.
Yes, but we took you down the river Lethe, so you remember none of it, HAHAHAHAHAHA

PS That is the river of forgetfullness, hehehe


LMNO
-Not quite context impared, thanks.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: LMNOFiscally speaking, I'd rather steal your wallet, than your sexto-pie.
Yes, but we took you down the river Lethe, so you remember none of it, HAHAHAHAHAHA

PS That is the river of forgetfullness, hehehe


LMNO
-Not quite context impared, thanks.
Keep it up and I shall nickname you Oscar the Grouch!



PS The previous ps was for all the other people who know how to read, but don't


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bob the Mediocre

:anxiously waits for more:

And since I left you hanging on the other game, I think I shall post a picture for your photoshopping pleasure soon as I get it developed.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Okay, just so you know....

The suspense is killing other people.

*pulls out machete*
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Hoshiko

Keep yer panties on. We have to finish pwning LMNO and DJRubberducky first.

I'm scared Eldora might actually beat me  :shock:
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 10, 2005, 03:22:02 AM
I was amazed to see the ravens.  They were eating the crumbs off the ground like nothing had happened.  The crumbs from the donuts were their favorite.  The ravens were cravens, that is why I did not expect to see them at the campground.  There wasn't a waif among them, yet each in their own way was a waif.  The weather had turned cold, as I knew it could.  Many people would not expect temperatures in the 40's in July in Michigan, but I did.  Expect probably is not fair, but I knew it was a possibility.  I pulled the parka up around my ears.  

The day before was uneventful.  It was warm, not like a person would expect for July, but not as bad as the night would be.  I expected the snakes to be in a coil, but found them moving out to the rocks.  Snake watching was a fad now, like bird watching.  You did not have to worry about their ire, they were not poisonous and did not bite.  We had plans for sext, with the sun high in the sky.  We all got in the truck, not a jo in sight, and took off for the pumpkin patch.  There was a corn maze, we walked through, and it mazed around the field and we had some fun.  Then we had some pumpkin pie, some moron cut it in sexto whatevers.  Who in the world cuts a pie in 16 pieces?  So we each had 3 or 4 slices.  

That night the cold wind came off the bay.  The campfire kept us warm.  We had to use bast for kindling.  We cooked some food, using olive oil, we got olein.  For once we had char broiled food instead of charcoal for food.  Those crazy gals from UT were there.  They had pinas and managed to make pina coladas.  They brought a lei for each of us.  They were all related, one called another ma, there was another that called a different one sist, or sis.  One of them kept calling everyone Dude, even the other girls.  We had fudge, but one of them kept calling it fudges.  And this one was talking about her ex and another one was talking about her ex, so much so that I almost felt bad for the guys, almost.  We all talked about the joys of meditation, saying om and om and looking for our Qi.  

After dinner a guy came by, said his name was el em en no.  He was tlking about fiscal years, but he kept calling it FY.   It looked like he might end up being a goon, but being all dressed in beige, it was not much of a worry.  He hemmed and hawed.  He was so nervous, it was giving him a tic.  Then we helped him find his id and took him down the river Lethe.  We helped each other find our Ba.  We all talked about our degrees, someone had a BAS, whatever that is.  Then someone started singing scales, do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do.  I had to reach behind el em en no for the quire of paper I brought. He thought I wanted sex, but he was wrong.  That treasure trove would have to wait for another night.  When we started to talk about working as a sexton, he got scared.  He did not want to be on this terra, or any of the terras that might include any of us.  

Ta for now.

Tune in later for the rest of the story.

Bump for LMNO.  :lulz:

TGRR,
No blow too low.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.