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Feudalism's not dead.

Started by The Meringue, March 14, 2005, 05:49:08 AM

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The Meringue

It's just been renamed "capitalism."

Don't forget kiddies, you've enshrined kings with constitutions and shareholder's meetings and they're worse than Ghengis Khan with a hangover and a bad case of VD, believe you me. Once you were tied to tracts of land, now it's your desk with a subsistence wage and no benefits that will take its place. Only this time you'll be lucky to keep your allotment for more than 5 years and keep being shuffled around from place to place job to job. Welcome to the ghetto of new warsaw, you're not here because of anything you can see, it's becase the number inscribed on your bottom line has one too few zeros after it.

Meet the new boss kiddies, King george, same as the old boss. But don't worry, you can "elect" next season's tyrant soon enough.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

R U gonna smash the filthy thing, or just drink coffee and whine?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Meringue

Patience my Triskellon-weilding balaclava-clad ontological terrorist, all good things take time.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The MeringuePatience my Triskellon-weilding balaclava-clad ontological terrorist, all good things take time.

Yeah about as much time as it takes to light the fuse and toss the stick.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Meringue

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The MeringuePatience my Triskellon-weilding balaclava-clad ontological terrorist, all good things take time.

Yeah about as much time as it takes to light the fuse and toss the stick.

depends on how you like your euphamisms.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

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Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The MeringuePatience my Triskellon-weilding balaclava-clad ontological terrorist, all good things take time.

Yeah about as much time as it takes to light the fuse and toss the stick.

depends on how you like your euphamisms.


solid with no ice, just like my tequila.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: The MeringueMeet the new boss kiddies, King george, same as the old boss. But don't worry, you can "elect" next season's sock puppet soon enough.

I fixed that for you.

Horab Fibslager

i don't think you know what a subsistence wage is, or could begin to comprehend.
he who has grown into his overblown subsistence wage is a slave to his toys.

<--- lives like a king on next to minimum wage.
Hell is other people.

Chef

Quote from: The MeringueIt's just been renamed "capitalism."

Don't forget kiddies, you've enshrined kings with constitutions and shareholder's meetings and they're worse than Ghengis Khan with a hangover and a bad case of VD, believe you me. Once you were tied to tracts of land, now it's your desk with a subsistence wage and no benefits that will take its place. Only this time you'll be lucky to keep your allotment for more than 5 years and keep being shuffled around from place to place job to job. Welcome to the ghetto of new warsaw, you're not here because of anything you can see, it's becase the number inscribed on your bottom line has one too few zeros after it.

Meet the new boss kiddies, King george, same as the old boss. But don't worry, you can "elect" next season's tyrant soon enough.

THIS IS THE BESTEST LITTLE POST THIS YEAR.

CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YOU MIGHT JUST BE A GENIUS.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

The Meringue

Quote from: horabi don't think you know what a subsistence wage is, or could begin to comprehend.
he who has grown into his overblown subsistence wage is a slave to his toys.

<--- lives like a king on next to minimum wage.

Break an arm bucko, or get a tooth abcess. how's your minimum wage gonna help you pay for the medical then?

The Meringue: Lives on next to nothing in his parents' basement, and still can't afford that surgery.
The Meringue: Made from fluffy white eggs, yet hard and crunchy, like nails down a lackboard on your teeth, how can something so airy be so confusing?

Horab Fibslager

i jsut paid for it. lol. it;s called credit buckeroo.


i thought you were married. who offers a parent's basement in marriage?
Hell is other people.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: horabi don't think you know what a subsistence wage is, or could begin to comprehend.
he who has grown into his overblown subsistence wage is a slave to his toys.

<--- lives like a king on next to minimum wage.

Break an arm bucko, or get a tooth abcess. how's your minimum wage gonna help you pay for the medical then?

The Meringue: Lives on next to nothing in his parents' basement, and still can't afford that surgery.
Horab lives in Canada, that's how :roll:

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: horabi don't think you know what a subsistence wage is, or could begin to comprehend.
he who has grown into his overblown subsistence wage is a slave to his toys.

<--- lives like a king on next to minimum wage.

Break an arm bucko, or get a tooth abcess. how's your minimum wage gonna help you pay for the medical then?

The Meringue: Lives on next to nothing in his parents' basement, and still can't afford that surgery.
Horab lives in Canada, that's how :roll:

dude we don;t get dental, not even here. :/

i jsut worked out a payment plan with the ol dentist. well his secretary anyway. which is alot of fun in excruciating pain.
Hell is other people.

The Meringue

Quote from: run the place redi jsut paid for it. lol. it;s called credit buckeroo.


i thought you were married. who offers a parent's basement in marriage?

A guy who can't afford to let his newly retired parents be placed in government care because they can't afford to keep their house, and who can't afford to live on his own. go figure. It's all fucked.
And for your information bucko, the world runs on credit, and when someone finally turns around and asks what the fuck happened to the gold standard someone's gonna discover that the misers in zurich own all the world's capital, and we'll all be in debt up to the top floor because of people like you. and the priveledged landowners of the future will by and sell you sorry canadian ass with disgusting bright yellow notes that are impossible to take seriously.
The Meringue: Made from fluffy white eggs, yet hard and crunchy, like nails down a lackboard on your teeth, how can something so airy be so confusing?

Cain

Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: run the place redi jsut paid for it. lol. it;s called credit buckeroo.


i thought you were married. who offers a parent's basement in marriage?

A guy who can't afford to let his newly retired parents be placed in government care because they can't afford to keep their house, and who can't afford to live on his own. go figure. It's all fucked.
And for your information bucko, the world runs on credit, and when someone finally turns around and asks what the fuck happened to the gold standard someone's gonna discover that the misers in zurich own all the world's capital, and we'll all be in debt up to the top floor because of people like you. and the priveledged landowners of the future will by and sell you sorry canadian ass with disgusting bright yellow notes that are impossible to take seriously.

It will be great crash time again!  Only, our Government sold of alot of our gold (most stable investment) for cheap to various "private groups".  Oh and the UK has one of the most internationalised economies in Europe.  Fuck.