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WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)

Started by Chef, March 15, 2005, 11:31:26 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#15
August 10, 2005, 12:18:01 AM
Best long winded rant ever.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
August 10, 2005, 01:16:41 AM
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_Sins
Quote from: ChefIT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.



That must mean you don't live here!

Oh drats!
No, really!

Don't need to post as to where you live, I'll just sigh in angst. *sssiiiighhhh*

No, really.

*ahem*

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#17
August 10, 2005, 01:25:04 AM
Upstanding Americans:

-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-James Brown
-William S. Burroughs
-Miles Davis
-God
-Frank Zappa
-George Clinton
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Nick Nolte
-Marvin Gaye
-Glen Campbell
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D

It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.

*edited to add more dead people*
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#18
August 10, 2005, 01:25:41 AM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaUpstanding Americans:

-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-William S. Burroughs
-God
-Frank Zappa
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D

It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.
mostly dead.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins

#19
August 10, 2005, 02:08:47 AM
Quotemostly dead.
:shock: Dead and upstanding!? Woah!

"That's the problem with the internet. Back in the good ol' days, each village had to endure it's own damn idiot. But now one has to deal with idiots from villages around the world." Anonymous

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
August 10, 2005, 02:11:51 AM
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_Sins
Quotemostly dead.
:shock: Dead and upstanding!? Woah!

That didn't used to be unusual, back when we had a Zombie Queen around here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#21
August 10, 2005, 02:17:20 AM
Fuck! Roger beat me to the zombie comment!

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
August 10, 2005, 02:18:18 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaFuck! Roger beat me to the zombie comment!

I'm quick like dat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Burning Trees

#23
August 12, 2005, 10:53:10 AM
The Good Reverend Trees is not impressed.
Someone should give you an award.

Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins

#24
August 12, 2005, 05:08:17 PM
How bout now?

"That's the problem with the internet. Back in the good ol' days, each village had to endure it's own damn idiot. But now one has to deal with idiots from villages around the world." Anonymous

hooplala

#25
August 12, 2005, 05:11:46 PM
BRAAIIIIIIINS!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Burning Trees

#26
August 12, 2005, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_Sins How bout now?

Now the Good Reverend Trees is impressed.

(BT is easily amused.)
Someone should give you an award.

Cain

#27
August 13, 2005, 12:29:50 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaUpstanding Americans:

-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-James Brown
-William S. Burroughs
-Miles Davis
-God
-Frank Zappa
-George Clinton
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Nick Nolte
-Marvin Gaye
-Glen Campbell
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D

It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.

*edited to add more dead people*

Thats a short list for a country of 250 million or more people.

East Coast Hustle

#28
August 13, 2005, 03:11:43 PM
yes, and there are several names on that list that are marginal at best.

please read my rant titled "a ton of bricks" for insight into why Americans are the way they are.

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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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