WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)

[Chef]

IT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.

[Cain]

Its gonna take me all night to read that man!  What were you thinking?

[Chef]

Its gonna take me all night to read that man!  What were you thinking?

I GOT ALL CARRIED AWAY.

CHEF D,
WENT ALL "HERMAN MELVILLE" ON YUOR ASS.

[CannedLizard]

Isn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.

[Chef]

Isn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.

ARE YUO STEPPING, SON?

DO NEVER.

[Bella]

Isn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.

I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.

[Chef]

Isn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.

I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.

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[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Isn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.

I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.

I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

[Ghost In The Machine]

IT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.

I disagree.  Americans are almost extinct.

[East Coast Hustle]

I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

       

are you serious?

[Chef]

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I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?

CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

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I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?

CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.

SHUT UP BEFORE I SICK A RAVING PACK OF CLAW SHRIMP STUFFED WITH HABANEROS UPON YOUR TONGAN FACE!

[Donkeyotay]

And Again!


i bump for your salvation Discordians

[Chef]

[

I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?

CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.

SHUT UP BEFORE I SICK A RAVING PACK OF CLAW SHRIMP STUFFED WITH HABANEROS UPON YOUR TONGAN FACE!

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY CHEF HARRASSES HUGH.

[Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins]

IT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.

That must mean you don't live here!

Oh drats!
No, really!

Don't need to post as to where you live, I'll just sigh in angst. *sssiiiighhhh*

No, really.