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The Discordian Bowel Movement is also shit.

Started by Zurtok Khan, March 17, 2005, 08:26:56 AM

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Zurtok Khan

#15
March 17, 2005, 11:34:12 PM
I needed to be a nihilist for an hour.  I feel better now.

[sarcasm] It all matters [/sarcasm]

Bitch.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
March 17, 2005, 11:37:23 PM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.

Bitch.

You wouldn't say that, if you didn't care.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

#18
March 18, 2005, 07:40:19 AM
I never said I didn't care, did I? (thats not a rhetorical question, I honestly don't remember if I ever said anything like that)

And when talking to me most people are bitches, I like them that way.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LMNO

#19
March 18, 2005, 03:39:13 PM
Personally, I appreciate that Emo has surpassed Goth as the go-to label for whiny bitching tards.



::dons black poet blouse and applies liquid eyeliner::


W00t! Crank up the Bauhaus!

East Coast Hustle

#20
March 18, 2005, 07:11:14 PM
Love & Rockets > Bauhaus

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#21
March 18, 2005, 07:16:03 PM
SILENCE!



The Goth has Spoken!

Ghost In The Machine

#22
March 18, 2005, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: LMNOSILENCE!



The Goth sobbed!

Fixed that for you.

LMNO

#23
March 18, 2005, 07:19:24 PM
Hey, at least it's not Emo....

East Coast Hustle

#24
March 18, 2005, 07:35:25 PM
I thought it was a faux pas in the goth world to have facial hair?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#25
March 18, 2005, 07:49:23 PM
::raises back of wrist to forhead::

Oh, why is it, that no one can understand my pain!  I, I, I... the outcast of the Dark Children, the lonely wanderer of the Night!


::sobs::

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
March 18, 2005, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO::raises back of wrist to forhead::

Oh, why is it, that no one can understand my pain!  I, I, I... the outcast of the Dark Children, the lonely wanderer of the Night!


::sobs::

:lol:

"My life is blackness!  I am like unto a creature of darkness!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

#27
March 20, 2005, 08:50:15 AM
Forsooth!  I may as well be dead!  Bring me a rusty knife with which to bleed these veins dry!  I shall leave a note in which I tell everyone of the Good Rev. Roger's true evil, as he didst drive me to this place of utmost misery.  Woe is me.  WOE IS ME.

Wow, we could all write a bad emo play, that would make tons of money because all the idiot emo teenagers (and Trollaxe) would go to see and show it to everyone to explain their pain.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Caster Braids

#28
March 20, 2005, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Wow, we could all write a bad emo play,

Summer thinks killing puppies by slamming them together in an atom smasher is illegal.
Can sin be forgiven?
I think... I want to be forgiven. ... More than anything.

But... I let you die...

...

"Shut up! Order and Chaos and your Stupid Plan don't mean a thing. She's gone! She'll no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!"

...

I'll phone in a verdict.



Stay where you belong...

In my memories.

Cain

#29
March 20, 2005, 11:50:29 AM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Forsooth!  I may as well be dead!  Bring me a rusty knife with which to bleed these veins dry!  I shall leave a note in which I tell everyone of the Good Rev. Roger's true evil, as he didst drive me to this place of utmost misery.  Woe is me.  WOE IS ME.

Wow, we could all write a bad emo play, that would make tons of money because all the idiot emo teenagers (and Trollaxe) would go to see and show it to everyone to explain their pain.

And others would see it for the comedy value.
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