The Discordian Bowel Movement is also shit.

[Horab Fibslager]

hey fuckers, leave mal alone ok.

huh? what the fuck are you talking about?

*hand horab the vagisil*

I don't know if there's any left though...we've really been going through taht stuff lately. but really, you should know better. I'm about the last person here that would ever be rude or mean to Mal, seing as how she's the only person here that's my friend IRL.

Sometimes I wonder if you just lurk around waiting for an opportunity to try and jump down my throat for something. FYI: Nothing I do here should be anything for you to get pissy about. If that changes, I'll let you know.

now, back to your regularly scheduled deprogramming.

/me shrugs

:P  

[Horab Fibslager]

hey fuckers, leave mal alone ok.

My Champion

Always comming to my rescue  ::hugs::

it's my job, bein a superhero an all.

[Malaul]

can I be the emotionally abused female love intrest that always plays hard to get?

[East Coast Hustle]

sorry, horab...I didn't mean to bite your head off, I'm just surprised that you'd think I would ever be intentionally discourteous to Mal.

*slides horab a pitcher of good beer*

no worries.

[Horab Fibslager]

sure, jsut make sure to swoon and say "my hero" erotically.

mmmmmmm erotic.

[Malaul]

::flutters lashes::
My Hero-oh oh oh yes ohhoooohooohhhhhhhhhh

::swoons::

hows that?

[Horab Fibslager]

ok you're in.

[Malaul]

sweet

::flutters lashes::

[Ben]

Back to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes.  Just lookit all the strife in the world.  People really are monsters sometimes.  We're like orcs in service to Sauron.  The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons.  If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality.  People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters.  Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.

[Ghost In The Machine]

Back to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes.  Just lookit all the strife in the world.  People really are monsters sometimes.  We're like orcs in service to Sauron.  The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons.  If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality.  People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters.  Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.

Problem is, discordians tend to go from one side to the other, 5 - 6 times per day.

That's what makes them discordians.

[Ben]

Back to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes.  Just lookit all the strife in the world.  People really are monsters sometimes.  We're like orcs in service to Sauron.  The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons.  If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality.  People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters.  Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.

Problem is, discordians tend to go from one side to the other, 5 - 6 times per day.

That's what makes them discordians.

No, that's what makes them fickle.  The threat of a bomb over their heads is what makes them Discordian.

[Ghost In The Machine]

Back to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes.  Just lookit all the strife in the world.  People really are monsters sometimes.  We're like orcs in service to Sauron.  The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons.  If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality.  People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters.  Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.

Problem is, discordians tend to go from one side to the other, 5 - 6 times per day.

That's what makes them discordians.

No, that's what makes them fickle.  The threat of a bomb over their heads is what makes them Discordian.

No, I think most of them/us would be discordians, even if the world was perfect.

Especially if the world was perfect.

[Ben]

Back to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes.  Just lookit all the strife in the world.  People really are monsters sometimes.  We're like orcs in service to Sauron.  The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons.  If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality.  People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters.  Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.

Problem is, discordians tend to go from one side to the other, 5 - 6 times per day.

That's what makes them discordians.

No, that's what makes them fickle.  The threat of a bomb over their heads is what makes them Discordian.

No, I think most of them/us would be discordians, even if the world was perfect.

Especially if the world was perfect.

::shrugs and joins the forces of evil for a couple hours::
Yeah!  FUCK GOODNESS!!!!!

[Horab Fibslager]

the world is perfect j0! right down to the very last flaw.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Including the roses and the goat cheeses.