We here at Autolock for a Cleaner Tomorrow know that the only way we can perserve the future for our children is to make sure that there will still be a place here for them. We realize that with all this rampant posting of old, who cares threads, the future will be bleak indeed. You too are invited to help perserve space for future generations by pledging below to help us on our quest to implement a mandatory 5 second autolock on every thread. Only thru this can our offspring's rightfull place in the future be secured.
Rev. Thwack
President, A.C.T.