News:

Endorsement from MysticWicks: "The most fatuous, manipulative, and venomous people to be found here are all of the discordian genre."

Main Menu

Latest News: Emo Opie Fag kills self. Damn shame

Started by St. Trollax, ODD, March 18, 2005, 08:09:57 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3 4 5
User actions

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#30
March 20, 2005, 03:10:48 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDI hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.

All ten of us?
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

img]http://www.dontyouwantmebaby.com/fark/bond_077_hasselhoff_animate.gif[/img]

agent compassion

#31
March 20, 2005, 03:19:49 AM
That won't take long.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

CannedLizard

#32
March 20, 2005, 03:23:09 AM
Quote from: agent compassionThat won't take long.

It will if we all run in different directions as fast as we can!

You first. Leave your cookies.
POEE Pre-Chaplain Neon Irwin of the Bahumbug Pre-Cabal, CG, UE, KoBaSN

Hoshiko

#33
March 20, 2005, 03:29:36 AM
No, give them to me!

I want a last meal before I get the shit kicked out of me.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Horab Fibslager

#34
March 20, 2005, 04:31:37 AM
he cant' kick the shit outta me cuz I JSUT TOOK A POOP!!!!!

in j0 face n00b!
Hell is other people.

Zurtok Khan

#35
March 20, 2005, 08:08:50 AM
Wait...if we are what he says we are, are we still Discordians?  In which case he will be left with no one to kick the shit out of.  Therefore, could you then say that he's already done it, and thus there is no need for anyone to get beat?  Of course, my theory is that he's like those bitches (and my homies here in Utah know what I be talkin' about) who drive the BIG ASS trucks...they drive big cause their winky is reallllllly tiny.  Trollaxe? I mean common, there is no way he's more then 3.5 inches with that name and the way he acts. TINY PENIS TINY PENIS TROLLAXE HAS A TINY PENIS!

Ohh, and all your cookies belong to me because I typed that.

Disregard everything I just said (beseides the bit about the cookies).
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Z³

#36
March 20, 2005, 07:24:39 PM
If he wants to rumble, he'll have to get a plane ticket to the 402... because I'm not leaving.

Cain

#37
March 20, 2005, 07:27:37 PM
I refer him once again to Internet Tough Guy Magazine but if anyone is desperate to find me I am more than willing to comply.

CORNHOLIO

#38
March 30, 2005, 05:58:24 PM
Where's Butthead.  Some guy said "There's Butthead's in that thread"  he needs to go see my english teacher, if she can help me she can help him.  I still don't see Butthead.  Any one got any cappucino?
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#39
April 01, 2005, 07:04:39 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDand fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!

This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.

In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.

I would NOT do that if I was you...the Eris part anyway. On the off hand chance that She is actually listening to you, you may wish you never learned to speak.

As for kicking the shit out of each and every discordian:

Heh. You'd have to find us first. We lie and pretend to fit in all the time. How would you be able to distinguish us from anyone else? And besides, what if we all run away real fast, as someone mentioned above? What then? I know WHAT you'll do then. You'll take it out on little Billy. Why? Because that's what everyone else does. They take it out on little Billy. Yeah sure. Kick a boy when he's down (shaking in the gutter on meth hangover, no doubt).
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Doktor Howl

#40
August 31, 2011, 05:24:01 PM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD on March 18, 2005, 08:09:57 AM
and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!

This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.

In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.

Bump for classic stern damage.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#41
August 31, 2011, 05:28:59 PM
Ah, 2005.  I was so much younger then.

Doktor Howl

#42
August 31, 2011, 05:32:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 31, 2011, 05:28:59 PM
Ah, 2005.  I was so much younger then.

I wasn't.  I was always a foul old bastard.

But Trollax was always one of my favorites, for his ability to whine in the face of plenty.  Not many people have the intestinal fortitude to complain when their family is reduced to less than a quarter million in the bank, after all, and especially not to people who haven't got a pot to piss in.

He was an inspiration to me.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#43
August 31, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
what the fuck is an opie?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#44
August 31, 2011, 06:03:04 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 31, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
what the fuck is an opie?

It's like the sucker at the poker table.  If you don't know who it is, it's you.   :lulz:
Molon Lube
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3 4 5
User actions