me and hoshi are gettign married

[Horab Fibslager]

the date is undecied, but me and hoshi have decied to tie the ol knot as it were. she willeb the nija, i will eb the lumberjack, we need a minsiter or pastor or episkopos to priside. everyone is invted but you msut bring cookies and get drunk, and bring us beeer and cookies. the wedding cermony will eb followed shortly after by the happy couple being divorced, from which i will receive a beer, adn hoshi will get soem tofu. also everyoen ahs to get drunk twice, as per the pre-nuptial agreement.

[Caster Braids]

Summer would like to be the first to congratulate the Grunge Rock Hamster and the Vengeful Lobster, but Summer is sure someone will beat Summer to it.

Can Summer be a Gollum at your wedding, to plague the Ringbearers who stole our Preciouss?

[Horab Fibslager]

rings?

hmm hoshi we ahve to talk abotu this ring thing. what the heck is it allabout? we don't ahve to have rings do we? not that we can't, but i definitely want soemthign out of a cracker jack box if we do have em.

[Bella]

You'll have to start calling me Auntie Bella now, horab.

And you'll need to learn the secret family handshake.

[Hoshiko]

Hahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.

rings?

hmm hoshi we ahve to talk abotu this ring thing. what the heck is it allabout? we don't ahve to have rings do we?

Will funyuns or some kind of breakfast cereal work? Because then they'd be tasty as well as economical.

Also, I have to stipulate that silken tofu is too much of a commitment for me, and it can't be garlic flavored or I'm bound to get cold feet.

And the bride may or may not flip out and kill people if anyone plays any type of disco.

[gnimbley]

And the bride may or may not flip out and kill people if anyone plays any type of disco.

Well, don't invite Roger then, 'cause you know he will bring that guy from
Baywatch and then all disco will break loose.

[East Coast Hustle]

And the bride may or may not flip out and kill people if anyone plays any type of disco.

how about Disco Volante?

[LMNO]

Sometimes Electric Six will play stuff that's suspiciously close to disco.

But if you don't play "Danger!  High Voltage!" or "Gay Bar", I'm not comin'.

[East Coast Hustle]

Electric Six fuckin' rocks.

also, check out Junior Senior and T. Raumschmiere

[LMNO]

Electric Six fuckin' rocks.

also, check out Junior Senior and T. Raumschmiere

Jinior Senior?  Eh, i liked "lets make sandwiches" for about 45 seconds, but then it started grating on my nerves.

T. Raumschmiere, tho, is cool.

Have you heard Automatic Head Detonator?

[Malaul]

the only good TR is the stuff with Mis Kitten in it

the rest is crap

give Add N to (x) if you do like TR

[Bella]

Hahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.

I haven't warned her about this thread, either.
Call me evil, if you will.........but I'm going to call the Duchess this morning and direct her to this sub-forum.
Then I'm going to listen to her sputter and gasp.

It's good to be the evil big sister.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Hahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.

I haven't warned her about this thread, either.
Call me evil, if you will.........but I'm going to call the Duchess this morning and direct her to this sub-forum.
Then I'm going to listen to her sputter and gasp.

It's good to be the evil big sister.

Could you record that for us?  

[Horab Fibslager]

Hahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.

rings?

hmm hoshi we ahve to talk abotu this ring thing. what the heck is it allabout? we don't ahve to have rings do we?

Will funyuns or some kind of breakfast cereal work? Because then they'd be tasty as well as economical.

Also, I have to stipulate that silken tofu is too much of a commitment for me, and it can't be garlic flavored or I'm bound to get cold feet.

And the bride may or may not flip out and kill people if anyone plays any type of disco.

of course, i'd assume it'd eb soem kind of latter johnny cash or any johnny cash really, seems appropriate for wedding music.,

i'll hav eto have a tofu expert guide my tofu selection, as i'm rathe rignroant, tho on that note i'm afraid red beer or thick beer will kill me, start this thing off ont he right foot with soemthign genric name branded like budweiser, tho a fine canadian lager would be much nicer, tho less cheap and genric. or somesuch. :P

and funyuns totally works.


as well, as long as the duchess doesn't kill me, tho that might be fun, and soemthign to write into the ritual thing there.


someone mentioned mal should officiate. so how bout it?

[gnimbley]

I am not coming if I don't get to have all the cookies I can eat.