symbology btu not really

[anti-horab]

/me parries ad ashanderei spinning furiously, looks for a stab to teh jugular!

[Horab Fibslager]

/me counters with swooning duck, and flows into dancning penguin!

[anti-horab]

/me hops up and slaps hroab's sword back, teh cartwheels with a kick to hroab's noggin!

[Horab Fibslager]

/me staggers back and shakes head of blood.

you ! if you obey justice turn off that zig!

/me cuts the atoms that bidn reality resulting in the heart ofchaos opening up a vast quaking vortexing vaccum of madness and utter, compelte hroribel insanity!

[anti-horab]

/me coutners with a hadoken of all yoru base are belong to us!

[Horab Fibslager]

my suepr jumps outta the way and rains down sulphur!

[anti-horab]

/me blocks teh sulphur with a brimstones beam connon ray!

[Horab Fibslager]

/me sits down for a cup of tea and a smoke.

[anti-horab]

sw33t, breaktiem! i was getting hungry, i'm gonan make me a turkeh sanwedge j0!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

My name...is...CaptainJamesTKirk..of the Starship...Ent..erprize..

[Caster Braids]

My name...is...CaptainJamesTKirk..of the Starship...Ent..erprize..

*Summer twitches and unleashes Summer's Horde of Dementia Monsters on CaptainJamesTKirk in memory of all the times Summer's Brother stole the TeeVee to watch that God Awful show*

[Hoshiko]

*Hoshiko beats Summer's horde in a rousing game of bloody battlesword scrabble and commands them to turn against Summer with a fire hose and 4000 lbs of trout and butter. FOR THE TREKKIES!*

*Hoshiko glances around and asks*

"Anyone else wanna talk bad about Star Trek or Swings?"

<Glare>

[Zurtok Khan]

*Saint Zurtok releases the army of the Asshats on Hosiko seconds before she can give the order the Trout and butter to be unleashed.*

*Hosiko is drownd in a sea of buttocks wearing hats, as is the rest of her army.*

*The army then panics and proceeds to take off their clothes and put hats on their asses.*

*Hosiko is then left with nothing but her two sargents with really tiny peckers (who were too afraid that everyone might see their little pricks, thus they kept their clothes on) and the 23rd company's cat mascot, who is a diabetic with rhumatoid arthritis and syphalis*

*Saint Zurtok then has a trekkie festival in the great hall of the University of Asshats, and invites Hosiko because she has all that trout and butter that needs to be eaten, and seeing as most trekkies are fat, this works out well, as they all have heart attacks and die from eatting too much butter, and actually seeing a pretty girl (namely, Hosiko)*

Booyeah!

[Caster Braids]

*Saint Zurtok releases the army of the Asshats on Hosiko seconds before she can give the order the Trout and butter to be unleashed.*

Mo Ghile Mear?

[Horab Fibslager]

/me sits at the table, munchign ona  deleicious sandwhich while watching riker tell data how it is, notices carnage out of corner of eye, then glances at clock, then returns to riker striking a hero pose.