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Started by LMNO, March 23, 2005, 01:17:10 PM

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gnimbley

Told ya. Not a clue.

Cain

I demand my money back!

Bob the Mediocre

I demand my money plus a large grievance fee back!
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

LMNO

I got yr greviance fee right here, buddy...


agent compassion

OMG IT'S THE HAND OF ERIS!!!!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: agent compassionOMG IT'S THE HAND OF ERIS!!!!
Nope, those fingers are longer :shock:  and you know what that means :twisted:

Cain

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: agent compassionOMG IT'S THE HAND OF ERIS!!!!
Nope, those fingers are longer :shock:  and you know what that means :twisted:

Bigger gloves. :lol:

East Coast Hustle

if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion


'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


The Open Bar

Quote from: agent compassion


a scrid!! a face raping bat-phone!!!

 :D

agent compassion

It's not quite what I envisioned, but it's a good start. I'll wait till the story's gone a bit further to try again.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bella

I think it's great.
It made me happy just looking at it.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

gnimbley


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: LMNOI got yr greviance fee right here, buddy...


D00d, th4t's 0ff3ns1v3! L1k3, \/\/TF?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

,ÄúDOOM!,Äù

,ÄúWell, yeah, but could we dial it back a little?  How about before the Doom?,Äù

,Äú,Ķ More Doom!,Äù

,ÄúPerhaps you could be a tad more specific?,Äù

,ÄúYou, you, you dare mock an Oracle from the Old Tradition?  Mortal, you know not the dangers you face by acting in such a manner!,Äù

,ÄúLet me guess,Ķ Do any of the dangers I have to face involve Doom in any way?,Äù

Three arms lashed out, grabbed me by the lapels, and threw me through the Abyss.  I felt like I was falling for days, but when I landed, I was no further away than I had been before. Time to stop fucking around, I thought.  I stood, shakily.

,ÄúMortal Man, I, I, I, see naught in your future.  Your time is nearing it,Äôs end.  The Knife of Atropos is being sharpened on the rocks as we speak.,Äù

I got down on one knee, bent my head, and chanted the Litany.  ,ÄúOh, wise Oracle, the Three who are in One, from Time Immemorial, who see all things that were, and all that is, and all that shall be; whose identities are separate, equal, and in conflict; Sisters, and yet severed; Whole, and yet in thirds.  A humble traveler who has lost his way beseeches the Grace of Thee Three, for guidance and counsel.,Äù

,ÄúThat,Äôs better.  Still though,Ķ It,Äôs Doom for you.,Äù

,ÄúWith all due respect, I,Äôll handle my Doom at it,Äôs proper time.  My request, however, is not for me, it,Äôs for Erin.  We seek knowledge in this.,Äù  I nodded to Erin, who revealed the Tarot card.  The Oracle plucked it from her hands, and peered at it.  She, They, began laughing.

,ÄúYou bring the Oracle of Doom the Tower card?,Äù  The Oracle laughed again.  ,ÄúYou do know the outcome of this, of course.,Äù

We waited for the inevitable.

,ÄúDOOM!,Äù

There it was.

Erin was the first to speak, this time.  ,ÄúIs there, uh, anything else you can tell me?,Äù

,ÄúOf course there is.  I, I, I, was just fucking with y,Äôall.  It just seemed like too good an opportunity to pass up.,Äù

,ÄúWhy do you keep repeating yourself like that?,Äù

,ÄúOh, I, I, I, stole that from Stravinsky and Tony Kushner.  Revealing the inner Trinity, and all that.  But that,Äôs beside the point.

,ÄúYou are headed for major Transformation.  Before your Doom, many things will be revealed.  Many Trials await you, fair traveler.  You will be Tested.  You will Change.  You will Transform.  Of these things, do not doubt.  Your Doom awaits, but there are many roads to travel before the End of All Things.,Äù


,ÄúThank you,Ķ But where should we go from here?  We need to find who sent this, and what they want from me.,Äù

,ÄúWant?  You know what they want, but refuse, for now, to reveal it to yourself.  I, I, I will not spoil your fun.  You must travel to the Ocean.  You know of which I, I, I speak.,Äù

Erin,Äôs eyes went wide.  ,ÄúThe Ocean?  But how did you--,Äù

The Oracle sighed, and the Universe shook. ,ÄúWe are an Oracle, remember?  Enough of this.  We are finished here.  LMNO, thanks for the rum.,Äù

I jumped up.  ,ÄúWait!  We need an exit.  I don,Äôt think we could handle another journey down the Tree.,Äù

,ÄúFine.  Because we like you.  Take a hand.  Both of you.,Äù

Erin and I each grabbed one of Her many hands.  The void began to tremble.

,ÄúClose your eyes.  The Infinite Light is not meant for those such as you.,Äù

Heat.  Light.  Every cell, every strand of DNA, every atom was bathed in light.  There was nowhere to turn without the glare of a thousand million inquisitive suns.  The light was not in our eyes, it was in our entire bodies.  A thirsting, questing, blind curiosity probed our very natures.  It began to take us apart.  I heard Erin scream.  The light began to feast.  If souls existed, ours were being drained off into the Light of Forever.

,Ķ

We were thrown to the ground.  The bustle of the Caf?© surrounded us.  Hands grabbed us, pulled us into chairs.  Bella, Zorga, and Demonica were separate again, sipping at tea, rum, and tequila.  With smiles all around, the rose from the table, gave a brief nod, and turned to leave.

,ÄúGood Luck,,Äù was the last thing they said as they walked out the door, into the night.