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[LMNO]

Uh oh...


::looks around nervously::

[agent compassion]

Hey, i know you have people, you know you have people, it's just that the guy in the story doesn't know you have people.

Yup.

That's one of those "fourth wall" thingies there. God knows how many fanfics I've read where the characters just happened to know stuff that the author did, without it actually being revealed to them in the story....

[LMNO]

Hey, i know you have people, you know you have people, it's just that the guy in the story doesn't know you have people.

Yup.

That's one of those "fourth wall" thingies there. God knows how many sycophantic masturbation fantasies I've read where the characters just happened to know stuff that the author did, without it actually being revealed to them in the story....

[agent compassion]

That's one of those "fourth wall" thingies there. God knows how many sycophantic masturbation fantasies I've read where the characters just happened to know stuff that the author did, without it actually being revealed to them in the story.... Rolling Eyes

Oh, you must mean "badfic."



I stayed away from the whole genre for YEARS because there was so much crap. Even now, I can count on one hand the number of GOOD fanfics I've seen.

AC,
has a fatwa on Mary Sues

[LMNO]

Oh com on, admit it... You stay up late at night reading all the gay Harry Potter slash fic on Live Journal...

We're all friends here, you can let it out, it's ok...

[agent compassion]

Oh com on, admit it... You stay up late at night reading all the gay Harry Potter slash fic on Live Journal...

We're all friends here, you can let it out, it's ok...

I don't even have an LJ  A Teaspoon and an Open Mind is the site I read, the others are mostly crap.

And gay X-Files slash is far funnier than Harry Potter....


Anyways I've only written one fic of late, and it's in the Bring and Brag section, if you want....there's no sex in it though.

[Mangrove]

Oh com on, admit it... You stay up late at night reading all the gay Harry Potter slash fic on MY Live Journal...

We're all friends here, you can let it out, it's ok...

look...it had to be done. besides, you fucking left anyway.

[One-Eyed Thayne Magee]

no way this stuff is awesome and he left?
you have any idea how hard it was reading this with one eye?
where's the end?

[Kallisti]

no way this stuff is awesome and he left?
you have any idea how hard it was reading this with one eye?
where's the end?

If he is truly gone for good, the rest of us will finish it

[Chef]

no way this stuff is awesome and he left?
you have any idea how hard it was reading this with one eye?
where's the end?

If he is truly gone for good, the rest of us will finish it

YUO AIN'T GOT THA JUICE.

THIS HAS ONE GOOD SIDE...IT'S LIKE GOING TO THA LIBRARY AND RIPPING THE LAST PAGE OUT OF MYSTERY NOVELS.

[East Coast Hustle]

no way this stuff is awesome and he left?
you have any idea how hard it was reading this with one eye?
where's the end?

If he is truly gone for good, the rest of us will finish it

you would, wouldn't you?

fucking philistines.

no respect.

[One-Eyed Thayne Magee]

i want the dude who started it to come back and finish

i dreamed an ending but it sucked, invovling as it did a dead man named ron sitting at the dining room table.
the arobic instructors were good, but the rest of it sucked.

[Mangrove]

[LMNO]

,ÄúLook Stain, is this gonna take much longer?  I want to be at the Ocean while there,Äôs still some daylight left.,Äù  I realized that every time I mentioned the Ocean, Erin would tense up.  I need to do something about that, I thought.  ,ÄúHey, while you,Äôre down there,Ķ,Äù

The napkin holder sighed.  ,ÄúEvery time I go down here L,,Äù it said, ,Äúyou always seem to ,Äòremember,Äô something else you need.,Äù

,ÄúWell, that,Äôs because I,Äôm always thrown off by your stunningly good looks.,Äù

,ÄúFuck you.  What else do you need?,Äù

,ÄúSedatives.  But do you have any of those new ones that don,Äôt affect the frontal lobes, just the subconscious?,Äù

,ÄúYou want the Somax 2350?  Planning on performing surgery in the middle of a gunfight?,Äù

,ÄúI doubt it will come to that.  I just need to settle some nerves.,Äù

,ÄúWell, I don,Äôt have it here.  You,Äôre gonna have to make another stop, if you want that stuff.  Like, you,Äôll have to go to the Mountain.,Äù

,ÄúJesus Christ, Stain.,Äù

Erin broke in.  ,ÄúI,Äôve always wanted to go to the Mountain!,Äù

I cracked a wry grin, and bit my tongue against the inevitable Mohammed joke.  ,ÄúWell, if you want any sort of chance of staying coherent at the Ocean, we,Äôve gotta go.  I think the dense tree coverage, combined with all the pollution damage should somewhat approximate the psychotecture.  At least, it won,Äôt fuck your mind up as much.  But we,Äôll need something to take the edge of.  You know what that means, Stain,,Äù I said to the napkin holder.

It sighed.  ,ÄúI know.  I,Äôll throw in two bottles of tequila, but only because I like you.,Äù

Erin slowly smiled, as if she was beginning to catch on to how the dynamic went.  ,ÄúThanks so much, Mr. Stain,,Äù she said, adding a thick, sweet lilt to her voice.  ,ÄúI,Äôm not sure you,Äôll ever know how much this means to us,Äîto me.,Äù

,ÄúComing around to my side, are you?  You better drop that loser, toots, and get with the Man.  Oh, and it,Äôs Reverend Stain, not Mister.,Äù

,ÄúApologies,,Äù Erin said, giving me a slow wink.  ,ÄúI,Äôll tell you what.  When this is all over, I promise to come back here, and show you the proper appreciation for what you,Äôre doing for us.,Äù

,ÄúOh, yeah.  You , me, and my walk in cooler have a standing reservation.  Anytime, anytime.  I,Äôll be right up.,Äù

I gave Erin a surreptitious thumbs-up, and moments later, Stain emerged from the back, dragging some metal boxes.  He opened one up, pulled out a briefcase, and slid it across the table.  I clicked open the latches, and felt the cool air against my teeth as I sucked in my breath.

,ÄúWhoa.  This is impressive.,Äù  I found myself face-to-face with a Smith & Wesson neuro-disruptor, the latest in assault technology.  A glancing shot will send a large burst of energy through your neuro-somatic pathways, momentarily making all the neurons in your body send a signal simultaneously to the brain.  Apparently, it really fucks you up, like having electroshock therapy, but five times worse.  A direct hit will completely destroy your central nervous system.  ,ÄúWhere the hell did you get this?,Äù

,ÄúNot for you to ask, my friend.  Make sure you know what you,Äôre doing before you use that thing.  The rest of this is the scuba gear.  And this,,Äù he said, handing me a sealed envelope, ,Äúis for when you get to The Mountain.  Don,Äôt open it; it,Äôs sealed for a reason.,Äù

,ÄúHowabout some directions?,Äù

,ÄúOn the dash in your Brand New Car!,Äù  He tossed me a set of keys.  ,ÄúNow, let,Äôs get that Battle Jacket, what do you say?,Äù

We all got up, and walked out into the late morning sun of The City.  The Mountain, I thought.  I probably shouldn,Äôt tell her what happened last time I was there.

[East Coast Hustle]

I hear trumpets and swans at this point, in my mind.

fucking awesome.