rant: Children suck.

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Children suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.

X>Y

X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y

thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.

Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.

[Horab Fibslager]

hostuma finished puberty, which is braggable...

but yeha i agree, chidlren do suck.

[Ghost In The Machine]

Children suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.

X>Y

X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y

thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.

Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.

Have you explained this to your parents?

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Children suck. fact. the next time you see some kid, you should take his candy and kick him in the teeth. just be because he's a kid. and infants are useless, all they do is cry and keep people up at night. the time and effort put into raising children is disporportionate to the reward. the math is simple.

X>Y

X=time, effort, and money spent on kids.
Y-the reward
X is infinitely greater than Y

thusly I have proven that children suck. if you disagree with anything stated in this topic, you are wrong.

Hotsuma, still hating kids after all these years.

Have you explained this to your parents?

yes actually.

[East Coast Hustle]

they just told him to go pick up his toys and save his dissent for when he moves out of their basement.

[bob-o]

i concur.

damn babies don't even know what the fuck they're crying about.

~bob

[Yahtomet]

Babies are like Linda Lovelace. They're not happy until they have something in their mouth.

[East Coast Hustle]

did Michael jackson teach you that?

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childeren are all discordians and you got fucking snubbed mister gray face.  

[Bella]

My daughter doesn't like kids, either.
But I love them.....the only thing better than a kid is a baby.

[Horab Fibslager]

i don't like kids but kids like me, ok i like kids, but they're scary and break easy, and are easy to trip over.

on new years there was these kids at the hurtin party i was at, which might expalin in part it's hurtinoisty. i dunno wy there were kids there, we were drinkin g or getting high on ecstacy, but i guess we were better to hang out with for ht ekids than the crackheads upstairs, who were getting stoned on crack. which is less cool to do in front of kids then drink, smoke ot and snort multicoloured pills. at firs they were climbing on me, but other people's kids freak me out, adn they let off after a while, later on i was sweating and being wacked out on weird drugs they said i was weird, i replied, yes, yes i am, now you just remember hte crazy weird man when you grow up,and make soemthing of yourselves so you don't up weird and stuff like me.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I don't think I ever didn't like kids, I just never fawned over them like many girls do.  I waited until my late 30's to have my son, which was good for both of us.  My coworker had her infant son in the other day.  He's 2 months old and adorable.  I picked him up, carried him around, and he held my boobies.  A good time was had by all.  But babies do suck...nipples

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

Kids are fine. Adults are douchebags.

[Zurtok Khan]

Hotsuma, you can blame it all on your genes.  We're hardwired to care for children.  Well, women more then men, but some men produce such high levels of prolactin (you geussed right, thats the hormone that causes women to lactate) while their wives are pregnant, they might as well milk the baby (of course, they lack the other hormones...).  Of course, because there aren't enough useless academics around to do the study, the people who study this shit aren't sure if men with higher levels of prolactin are better parents or not.

But anyway, the survival strategy for humans (and pretty much all chimps, really) is that we are born with small bodies and big brains.  Small bodies and brains take a long time to mature.  The bigger the brain the smaller the body has to be at birth to accomidate that.  Ehh, I'm just a shit head Anthropologist, what do I know?

[Daven]

Babies=teh joy
Kids (under 8 )=massive suckage
children (8-12 )=massive frustration
young adults (12-18 )=someone you can finally talk to
adults=douchebags