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ATTN: Americans under the age of 27

Started by East Coast Hustle, March 29, 2005, 12:25:14 AM

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Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou NEED to read these.

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.R.163:

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:S.89:

neither bill has passed through both the House and the Senate yet, but that may have more to do with timing and semantics than any real opposition to the idea. And neither has been killed off when there have been opportunities to do so.

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Youngsters OWNED!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou NEED to read these.

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.R.163:

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:S.89:

neither bill has passed through both the House and the Senate yet, but that may have more to do with timing and semantics than any real opposition to the idea. And neither has been killed off when there have been opportunities to do so.

8)

Youngsters OWNED!

FODDERIZED!!!!!


We can always use more fertilizer on this earth.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou NEED to read these.

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.R.163:

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:S.89:

neither bill has passed through both the House and the Senate yet, but that may have more to do with timing and semantics than any real opposition to the idea. And neither has been killed off when there have been opportunities to do so.

8)

Youngsters OWNED!

FODDERIZED!!!!!


We can always use more fertilizer on this earth.

We coulod always use speeches.  They are high in brown organic content.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: agent compassionAnd I'm a chick, and Reset's got enough little odd health problems to make him basically ineligible.

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guess what? one of the major points of these bills is that women would no longer be exempt from the draft.

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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: agent compassionAnd I'm a chick, and Reset's got enough little odd health problems to make him basically ineligible.

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guess what? one of the major points of these bills is that women would no longer be exempt from the draft.

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Equal Protection Under the Law!

WOOOHOO!
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East Coast Hustle

also, kiddies, don't forget, this is a draft, not the same set of rulse as if you enlisted. They won't care if you're gay, or a pacifist, or can't shoot a gun, or have a missing finger, or any of that shit. you're a fucking bullet sponge, plain and simple, and you'll either die fighting or die quivering on your knees.

better start doing some push-ups.

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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Do i hear echos of my boyfriend, AA?

Anonymous

Fine, I just become an alcoholic.  And a meth addict.  Thats still better then going on Crusade.

When is Bush going to start up the Knight Templar?  Or perhaps it will be the Knight Oil?  Well whatever.  I will not be drafted.  Worse comes to worse, I go to Canada, I'm sure Squinkums (the webmaster over at irreality) would take me in =)

East Coast Hustle

dude, being a meth addict just means you'll get put on point.

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and LMNO, you do realize that there was a point to AA, as much of an annoying troll as he may have been?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthooddude, being a meth addict just means you'll get put on point.

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and LMNO, you do realize that there was a point to AA, as much of an annoying troll as he may have been?[/i]

Of course I do, sweet cheeks.

agent compassion

Quote from: Bootsyguess what? one of the major points of these bills is that women would no longer be exempt from the draft.

Guess what? By the time they get that festering legislative log onto the floor for a vote, I'll be 27. At least.

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(But if it does happen....well... :evil: )

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Yahtomet

If it passes I'm just gonna tell them to fuck themselves. Try to make me go to jail? Not like I'm gonna walk into it.

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

Quote from: YahtometIf it passes I'm just gonna tell them to fuck themselves. Try to make me go to jail? Not like I'm gonna walk into it.

That's the best idea I've heard in this entire thread.
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Great Teacher Largo

Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: YahtometIf it passes I'm just gonna tell them to fuck themselves. Try to make me go to jail? Not like I'm gonna walk into it.

That's the best idea I've heard in this entire thread.

How about we just overthrow the government and set up a Rational Anarchist paradise?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

hohoho im not old enough to be drafted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!