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ATTN: Americans under the age of 27

Started by East Coast Hustle, March 29, 2005, 12:25:14 AM

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East Coast Hustle

#45
March 30, 2005, 12:34:00 AM
unfortunately for you, our concept of time is linear in nature, and only flows in one direction.

don't worry though.

by that time, the NSRA will be in charge.

all your AmeriCo.(tm) will belong to us.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#46
March 30, 2005, 12:36:14 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodunfortunately for you, our concept of time is linear in nature, and only flows in one direction.

don't worry though.

by that time, the NSRA will be in charge.

all your AmeriCo.(tm) will belong to us.

8)

What about Fat City?  It was the Good Reverend's Wish that 'America' be referred to as Fat City1
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

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East Coast Hustle

#47
March 30, 2005, 12:43:04 AM
if the Good Rev wishes to express his wishes, he can come back here and do it himself. Not to be a jerk about it, I'm just in favor of anything that will get him back around these parts.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#48
March 30, 2005, 01:00:41 AM
I remember this specifically from the days when I was still CC.  Fat City or Death!
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#49
March 30, 2005, 01:39:10 AM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: YahtometIf it passes I'm just gonna tell them to fuck themselves. Try to make me go to jail? Not like I'm gonna walk into it.

That's the best idea I've heard in this entire thread.

How about we just overthrow the government and set up a Rational Anarchist paradise?

I'm violently opposed to both logic and rationality.
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East Coast Hustle

#50
March 30, 2005, 01:39:27 AM
you cna call it whatever you want.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#51
March 30, 2005, 12:25:13 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou cna call it whatever you want.

8)

How about the MAMBO?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Great Teacher Largo

#52
March 30, 2005, 11:48:14 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou cna call it whatever you want.

8)

How about the MAMBO?

I'm going to allow this.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

East Coast Hustle

#53
March 31, 2005, 12:14:47 AM
you can't stop it.

we will march on a road of latin dances!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#54
March 31, 2005, 12:41:45 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou can't stop it.

we will march on a road of latin dances!

8)

Does that mean I'm Mister Jones, or you're Mister Jones?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

East Coast Hustle

#55
March 31, 2005, 12:57:56 AM
I dunno.

not a Counting Crows fan.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#56
March 31, 2005, 12:59:23 AM
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodI dunno.

not a Counting Crows fan.

8)

How about alcohol and spanish dancing?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

East Coast Hustle

#57
March 31, 2005, 01:01:14 AM
alcohol - big fan. BIG fan.

spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#58
March 31, 2005, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodalcohol - big fan. BIG fan.

spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.

8)

Then pass me a bottle, Mister Jones.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#59
April 01, 2005, 07:53:40 AM
Quote from: Hate Factoryalcohol - big fan. BIG fan.

spanish dancing - only if breakdancing is spanish.

8)

Just talk with a Cuban accent. Then it's Spanish.

But who is going to play the congas?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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