News:

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

Main Menu

Scary shit.

Started by Ghost In The Machine, March 30, 2005, 02:40:44 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellBut who will put leeches on me to cure my gay blood?

I don't know. They might just use electric shcok therapy or they might just shoot you. There's quite a dearth of leeches at the moment because the US is burning through the suckers on the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellBut who will put leeches on me to cure my gay blood?

I don't know. They might just use electric shcok therapy or they might just shoot you. There's quite a dearth of leeches at the moment because the US is burning through the suckers on the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay.


Ah, there's the problem!  Leeches are so less effective when burned.