Welcome to the post-American century

[Ghost In The Machine]

[namedropping]

he lives down the street from me.

[/namedropping]

What?  He has to be about 300 years old.

I believe he was referring to Don MacLean, not Vincent Van Gogh.

So was I.

[East Coast Hustle]

uh, no, he's probably in his late 60's or early 70's, and he's in good shape for an old man. Today was the first really hot day of the year, it hit 75 degrees and was wicked muggy, and he came in to get some gas for his sick-ass summer ride. I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I think it's a Morgan.

the first time I ever met him I was working at the store that used to occupy the building that my store now occupies, and I was the gas jockey. He came in for a fill-up, I pumped his gas, and he paid with a check. I looked at the check and asked him if anyone ever thought he was the Don McLean. Thankfully, he thought that was pretty goddamned funny.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

uh, no, he's probably in his late 60's or early 70's, and he's in good shape for an old man. Today was the first really hot day of the year, it hit 75 degrees and was wicked muggy, and he came in to get some gas for his sick-ass summer ride. I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I think it's a Morgan.

the first time I ever met him I was working at the store that used to occupy the building that my store now occupies, and I was the gas jockey. He came in for a fill-up, I pumped his gas, and he paid with a check. I looked at the check and asked him if anyone ever thought he was the Don McLean. Thankfully, he thought that was pretty goddamned funny.

I know we made up and everything, but WTF?  Are you trying to beat the pest's record for name changes in one day?  I appreciate that none of them were remotely like anyone else's, except maybe some of your previous names, but still.  Even I am getting confused

[LMNO]

Hey, it worked.

[Ghost In The Machine]

uh, no, he's probably in his late 60's or early 70's, and he's in good shape for an old man. Today was the first really hot day of the year, it hit 75 degrees and was wicked muggy, and he came in to get some gas for his sick-ass summer ride. I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I think it's a Morgan.

the first time I ever met him I was working at the store that used to occupy the building that my store now occupies, and I was the gas jockey. He came in for a fill-up, I pumped his gas, and he paid with a check. I looked at the check and asked him if anyone ever thought he was the Don McLean. Thankfully, he thought that was pretty goddamned funny.

I know we made up and everything, but WTF?  Are you trying to beat the pest's record for name changes in one day?  I appreciate that none of them were remotely like anyone else's, except maybe some of your previous names, but still.  Even I am getting confused

I don't get the whole name change thing.

I thought that's what the sig thingie was for.

[Bob the Mediocre]

It just adds confusion, which is why I wholeheartedly support all name changesexcept aini's

[East Coast Hustle]

I just do what I want and refuse to give much of a rat-fuck about what anyone else thinks about it.