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If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

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Started by Ghost In The Machine, March 30, 2005, 02:40:44 PM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

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April 01, 2005, 07:40:32 AM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellBut who will put leeches on me to cure my gay blood?

I don't know. They might just use electric shcok therapy or they might just shoot you. There's quite a dearth of leeches at the moment because the US is burning through the suckers on the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay.
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April 01, 2005, 05:32:12 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellBut who will put leeches on me to cure my gay blood?

I don't know. They might just use electric shcok therapy or they might just shoot you. There's quite a dearth of leeches at the moment because the US is burning through the suckers on the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay.


Ah, there's the problem!  Leeches are so less effective when burned.
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