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Dirty Laundry

Started by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy, April 01, 2005, 10:32:12 PM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

April 01, 2005, 10:32:12 PM
Surprisingly, I did not have to change that many words.  I changed some stuff just to be silly.  Keep in mind, I think this song came out in 1982, but I'm not sure :?

Dirty Laundry

With apologies to Don Henley
QuoteI make my living off of cable news
Just give me info-trash that I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been a model, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don,Äôt have to be clear
Come and fuck me in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre up
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre down
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre up
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre down
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre up
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre down
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre up
Kick ,Äôem all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you ,Äôbout Terry Shiavo with a gleam
In her eye
It,Äôs interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the pope dead yet?
You know, the boys in the backroom got a
Running bet
Get the cardinals on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don,Äôt really need to find out what,Äôs going on
You don,Äôt really want to know just how far it,Äôs gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre up
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre down
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre up
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre down

Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre up
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre down
Kick ,Äôem when they,Äôre stiff
Kick ,Äôem all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in Michael Jackson's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it,Äôs said and done we haven,Äôt told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

East Coast Hustle

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April 01, 2005, 10:41:26 PM
RAH!

double-rah, since I don't even like Don Henley, but THAT fucking r0x0rz!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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#2
April 01, 2005, 11:08:18 PM
rawr indeed.

i do liek that song.

but i'm ill minded that way.
Hell is other people.
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