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The Evolved Trait

Started by Zurtok Khan, April 12, 2005, 08:58:24 AM

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Zurtok Khan

I sleep with Satan on a bed of nails
but the funny thing is they've all been dumbed down
no more points or alibis
no more resistance to the way we lie

The union sold their souls to someone else today
the foreman is missing so lets get away

The warden is wondering why his prisoners behave
they won't get out on good behavior
even if that's the state they've made
where no one lies or cheats or steals
they just beg and bow and eat their meals

The only inmate in a straight jacket lives outside the asylum
seeing things through the broken glass of a phylum and a genus
long over due for extinction
he's afraid he's found the distinction between modern man and the ancients
-stupidity must be an evolved trait-
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Very nicely put, but very sad.  Thanks.

Sepia

Everyone will always be too late