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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2005, 10:08:33 pm »
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This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.

naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2005, 10:09:56 pm »
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This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.

naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh



Uhhhh...no, not even Winger sucked this much.

This dude is the KING of suck.   There is none higher.

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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2005, 10:37:17 pm »
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This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.

naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh



Uhhhh...no, not even Winger sucked this much.

This dude is the KING of suck.   There is none higher.

Don't you mean, like lower or something?
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« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2005, 03:56:10 am »
If this sucked any harder, I could use it to vacuum my carpet.

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« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2005, 10:18:45 am »
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If this sucked any harder, I could use it to vacuum my carpet.


Well, you could use a Yanni song.
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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2005, 06:01:17 pm »
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Well, you could use a Yanni song.


That would require me to *shudder* purchase and listen to a Yanni song, when this drivel is right here, and mercifully silent. Yanni would give my birds heart attacks and then where would I be? Oh yeah, sending you a bill for two new parakeets for suggesting such a ghastly idea.

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« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2005, 08:20:30 pm »
But he's so new age.  :twisted:
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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2005, 10:17:23 pm »
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But he's so new age.


That's actually one word - "Newage" - to rhyme with "Sewage."

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« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2005, 11:04:48 pm »
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But he's so new age.


That's actually one word - "Newage" - to rhyme with "Sewage."

 :lol:


What does "New Age" mean anyway? Anything that is unclassified goes into new age, but who puts Yanni in the same area as Infected Mushroom or Shpongle?? Damn that FYE. Damn them to hell.
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« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2005, 11:23:55 pm »
Yanni + beats & samples = something very similar to Shpongle

not a knock on Shpongle, you understand.
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« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2005, 11:37:43 pm »
the gnomes have learned a new way to say hooooraaaayyy!
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« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2005, 12:15:50 pm »
Next person that mentions Yanni is going to be impaled on a broom stick.
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« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2005, 04:45:56 pm »
Yoni, not the guy guy who I must not name in order to not get impaled.
I always thought that was a weird name for a guy, even a pussy like him.
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« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2005, 10:08:42 pm »
isn't yoni the hindu word for vagina?

so it makes total sense that a dude who's a total pussy would be named that.
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« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2005, 11:39:40 pm »
Yoni is also allegedly the Hebrew equivalent to Jonathan.

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