Fuck you Wal-Mart

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

As much as I utterly loathe Wal-Mart, I wonder how much of it has to do with the list of thousands of ethical reasons why boycotting it is a goood idea, and how much of it has to do with just how fucking ugly it is and how fucking unpleasent it is to be in there. I mean, I'm not filled with as strong of an urge to throw a brick through a Barnes and Noble window.

And yeah, Wal-Mart definitely deserves mindfuckery. Since you're an employee, I suggest sabotaging the security cameras somehow, and somehow alerting the proletariat of their temporary absence, to further the cause of the shoplifters of the world. No idea how to go about doing this. I also recall a hippie anecdote someone managing to get their own recorded VHS tape in the Wal-Mart television system. I believe the exact tape they selected was 30 minutes of the ball game that cut immidiately to a close up of one of them *ahem* defecating with their *ahem* posterior labelled "Wal-Mart". You could work with that.

I plan to mindfuck Wal-Mart myself soon, but it will probably be something a lot less subtle, like wheat-pasting Leftist propaganda on the doors of the bathroom stalls, or getting a bunch of people to pretend like they're shopping, and then randomly break into a performance of a Shakespeare play, as if it was a theatre. And there's also good ol' stealing copious amounts of shit from them.

[Burning Trees]

If you destroy Wal-Mart, you'll destroy us all.

Remember that.

[East Coast Hustle]

now I'm confused.

aren't the two of you the same person?

[agent compassion]

And what's so wrong with destroying Wal-Mart? Quit threadjacking, youse!

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

now I'm confused.

aren't the two of you the same person?

No, he just coincidentally has the same avatar as my LJ, which I really need to get around to changing.

[Cain]

And yeah, Wal-Mart definitely deserves mindfuckery. Since you're an employee, I suggest sabotaging the security cameras somehow

I can tell you how to do that, depending on the type of camera they are. If you want to know of course. Not that I would ever suggest you do anything illegal with such information. Just in case you are curious about such things, in a hypothetical way.

[Zurtok Khan]

Well, considering I was one of the people that set up the camera's when we were building the store...I could do it if I wanted to.  The problem is that the store is too busy (and I know wayyyyyy too many people there) to do it without getting caught.  Ohh well, mostly I've settled for fucking with the new people's heads.

Update:  Today when I went into work the same fat-bastard manager was on, and he saw me at least 10 times.  He seems to have "forgoten" about the entire thing.  Not that I mentioned it of course, but he never said anything.  Do you suppose there is anything I could do with this copy of his signature I have?  Seeing as he signed the paper and I still haven't.

Of course, I'm also tempted to write "Under Duress" on the signature line, and then sign it.  That way they can see that I've signed it, but it completely voids the signature in any legally binding way (although, I'm not sure if they would fire me over it or not...)