My son is Magical Poopyhead

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Short for

Magical Poopyhead the Evil Scientist

and I am

The Good Scientist Magical Poopyhead

We were doing the Bubble Banishing ritual.  This can be used to banish the grey, the ghey, or to induce silliness.  The only ingreident needed is bubble stuff.  If you don't have any you can water down any sudsing stuff you have, dishwashing liquid, shampoo, etc.  The only tool is the wand thingy that comes in the bubbles.  Children are optional, but their giggles help to insure the ritual will succeed.  We made many bubbles and annoited each other with the sacred buuble stuff and he came up with these magical names for us.  And lo the TV was not on.

[CannedLizard]

What's wrong with the ghey? Except for their habit of hugging straight members of the same gender in order to watch them squirm :P

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

What's wrong with the ghey? Except for their habit of hugging straight members of the same gender in order to watch them squirm :P

Nothing wrong with gay, most everything wrong with ghey, no, you look it up.

[LMNO]

What's wrong with the ghey? Except for their habit of hugging straight members of the same gender in order to watch them squirm :P

I did the research, so you don't have to!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghey&defid=1069702

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

What's wrong with the ghey? Except for their habit of hugging straight members of the same gender in order to watch them squirm :P

I did the research, so you don't have to!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghey&defid=1069702

Thanks, sweet cheeks

PS As far as my son was concerned, we were just getting rid of meanies and blowing bubbles, I try not to discuss philosophy with him too much, he is worse than you guys, no seriously  

[CannedLizard]

I try not to discuss philosophy with him too much, he is worse than you guys, no seriously  

He called you the "Good Scientist Magical Poopyhead". You're either raising a stoner, an acid freak or a Discordian. Or all five.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I try not to discuss philosophy with him too much, he is worse than you guys, no seriously  

He called you the "Good Scientist Magical Poopyhead". You're either raising a stoner, an acid freak or a Discordian. Or all five.

He's four, so he is still a Discordian, the greys have not gotten him yet, but they are trying.  He started out as Magical Poopyhead and I was the Evil Scientist and the more we talked about it, the more it evolved and the sillier it got.  But he came up with all the name stuff, I just asked questions for clarity.  In Linguistics, look for the thread kids say the weirdest things.  I have put some stuff in there.  He wanted Ninja Turtles for Christmas, but he didn't get them, he got everything else he wanted.  Then one day in Jan or Feb I noticed he had that concentrating really hard look on his face, so I asked him what he was thinking about.  He asked me if maybe Santa didn't have Ninja Turtles.

[Horab Fibslager]

sorry jan, greay face in the hearts f every man, especaly us men folk:/


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sorry babe.

[Burning Trees]

What's wrong with the ghey? Except for their habit of hugging straight members of the same gender in order to watch them squirm :P

What's wrong with "GHEY"? WHat? Are you fucking out of your mind?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

What's wrong with the ghey? Except for their habit of hugging straight members of the same gender in order to watch them squirm :P

What's wrong with "GHEY"? WHat? Are you fucking out of your mind?

It's a child, dads. Can you control your tongue?

[doubtless incident]

i tried to control my tongue once. put him on restriction and all but he broke loose and ran around saying all sorts of things that weren't my fault or nothing. but my hands are worse. it's myhands that really get me in trouble. i wont tell you what they did yesterday cause it's so awful to see grown men shudder and back away slowly.

[Anonymous]

It may be a child Hugh, but all children should learn to swear somewhere.  Otherwise they'll never fuck with their teacher's heads properly.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

It may be a child Hugh, but all children should learn to swear somewhere.  Otherwise they'll never fuck with their teacher's heads properly.

If you're talking about my son, he knows how to swear.  He had a day where he kept saying ass, then told some other kid he was going to beat their ass.  He got out in dodgeball and said shit.  Another day he decided to talk about either his penis or penises in general, I didn't quite hear after I heard penis, I was too busy concentrating on NOT rolling my eyes up and pretending to take the situation seriously.         there, I feel better now

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

It may be a child Hugh, but all children should learn to swear somewhere.  Otherwise they'll never fuck with their teacher's heads properly.

If you're talking about my son, he knows how to swear.  He had a day where he kept saying ass, then told some other kid he was going to beat their ass.  He got out in dodgeball and said shit.  Another day he decided to talk about either his penis or penises in general, I didn't quite hear after I heard penis, I was too busy concentrating on NOT rolling my eyes up and pretending to take the situation seriously.         there, I feel better now

Oh I know children swear like drunken sailors. I just wanted to start something with Mr. Trees.

[CannedLizard]

I'm not a child! I'm a big boy! Mommy says that means I should learn to learn to use the toilet like a good big boy. I don't WANNNA!