its all about the journey?

[Guest]

Alright. I'll start with you then. Where do you live?

[LMNO]

In The City.  Currently though, I'm in The Abyss with Erin and the Triple Oracle.

[devil squerrel]

Don't be sad, Slotrop


How meny artists dos it take to chang a lite bulbe?

Ten. One to chang it, and nine to tell him it looks gode.

[Guest]

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

[Anonymous]

...... offering what i don't have to give and then never showing up to give the empty box, eloquently wrapped in forgotten conversations. fuck that.......
someone tell me a joke...

We all offer what we don't have to give and that's the joke.
It's what makes us human.
It's hard to walk in the flesh and expose your mistakes.
Good for you.

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

Here's a very bad joke for you.
Cheer up or Zorga will be forced to tell you one bad joke for each of her ex-husbands - and that's a lot of jokes!

"The Dalai Llama has a toothache so he makes an appointment to see his dentist.

When he gets there and enters the surgery he tells the dentist that he wants no anaesthetic of any kind for his treatment.

The dentist asked why and he replied that he wanted to - Transcend Dental Medication!"

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

Zorga also wants to say that Eldora is quite correct.
You may rest, but you may not stop.
Even Zorga has had to rest many many times.

Here, have some of my rum. It will get the fires going again.

[Guest]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
 



Right where you left him.

[Bob the Mediocre]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hot tub?


Stu

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

What do you call a guy in a pool with no arms and legs


Bob

Kinda apprapo(sp   ) doncha think

[slothrop23]

ummmm...rum. cheers.

i am well and truely happy now, so those jokes must be top.thanks

[Ben]

Oh and about the journey?  We're all going insane.  See ya there!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Ever hear about the Buddhist vacuum cleaner....



It comes with no attachments

[Bob the Mediocre]

What do you call a guy in a pool with no arms and legs


Bob

Kinda apprapo(sp   ) doncha think

yep. You've all heard the one about what the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor, right?



(Make me one with everything)

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Jesus: I always knew that Joseph was my real dad.