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Started by hooplala, May 16, 2005, 07:11:18 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SepiaShorten it to one paragraph.

otherwise, it's a waste of paper.

it's good, but for its' purpose, too long.

Agreed.  Good stuff, but longish.

But don't take our opinion as gospel, ChristRAW.  Do your thing.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

PDF's here. Both A4 and Letter

http://www.poee.co.uk/main/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=5

It is long, but I think trains, busses and libraries would be good targets for this one. :)
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nurbldoff

It made me laugh, thus, it might even be true.
Nature is the great teacher. Who is the principal?

hooplala

That's great Synaptyx . . . hey has anyone here brought up the idea of a Discordian Chick Tract?

Drawn basically in his style, except espousing Discordian parables?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Christ Raw V, KSCThat's great Synaptyx . . . hey has anyone here brought up the idea of a Discordian Chick Tract?

Drawn basically in his style, except espousing Discordian parables?

Yes, several times.  It's a classic.

hooplala

Any Pdfs around that I can print out and leave around town along with this?

I was thinking I could make up a few myself . . . people seem to be magnetically attracted to religious tracts.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bob the Mediocre

"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

hooplala

Quote from: Altoid Addicthttp://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html

tis a classic. I'm not sure about pdfs of it though

This is the guy that Jack Chick sued, isn't it?  Because he used Chick's images, and added Cthulu into it?

What I was intending was a new Discordian tract, from scratch . . . depicting the Original Snub, or something like that . . .
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

That would be cool. :) I have the Cthulu tract as pdf, but I've not put it on the site for obvious reasons.
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LMNO

...because it might wake him up?

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

/winks and taps side of nose.
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Horab Fibslager

Quote from: SepiaShorten it to one paragraph.

otherwise, it's a waste of paper.

it's good, but for its' purpose, too long.

i thinkit's probaly great for paper(dont; really know, haven;t read it lol, eyes, hurt) reading soemthign longer than a paragraph on a whitebackground on your moniotr tho is teh sux0r.


i can suggest cthulu coem over to poee.co.uk if you'd like(opr don't like, it's not  up to me or you, it's up to little billy). tho you shoudl feel honoured. your's would be the fourth ro fifth board he's eaten.
Hell is other people.

hooplala

BUMPED in a desperate attempt to avoid disintegration.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman