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[LMNO]

I would hit it precicely 333 times, then explode into the arms of Choronzon Himself

Then you'd meet face raping bats and spit in her eye.

::contemplates spitting in Lindsay Lohan's eye after hitting it 333 times ("it" does not mean her eye, btw)::


Sounds like some sort of Low Budget Internet Porn video.

[Donkeyotay]

yes..BUMP..SO WHAT?!

[Doktor Howl]

Bump. 

Why?  Because it's important to illustrate that, as bad as this board can get once in a while, at least it's not 2005.

[LMNO]

Hmmm.  In this thread, we remark how attractive Lindsey Lohan is, and how the board sucks.


Five years later, the board is fine, and Lohan is a fucking sewer pit of fail.


The question being, who pulled a Dorian Grey on Lindsey?

[Doktor Howl]

Hmmm.  In this thread, we remark how attractive Lindsey Lohan is, and how the board sucks.


Five years later, the board is fine, and Lohan is a fucking sewer pit of fail.


The question being, who pulled a Dorian Grey on Lindsey?

Some guys named "Cocaine and Booze".

[LMNO]

Well, at least we're reaping the benefits.


Thanks, LL!

[Doktor Howl]

Where's Medeo?  Where's Hotsuma?  Where are all those people who used to be here?  Don't blame me for all of them running off.

Note for newer people:  The above is a lie.  GTL/Eric DID run Medeo off, by stalking his 10 year old sister.

Just wanted to clear that up.

[Mangrove]

Where's Medeo?  Where's Hotsuma?  Where are all those people who used to be here?  Don't blame me for all of them running off.

Note for newer people:  The above is a lie.  GTL/Eric DID run Medeo off, by stalking his 10 year old sister.

Just wanted to clear that up.

Hotsuma left because we realized he wasn't really a pirate.

[Doktor Howl]

Where's Medeo?  Where's Hotsuma?  Where are all those people who used to be here?  Don't blame me for all of them running off.

Note for newer people:  The above is a lie.  GTL/Eric DID run Medeo off, by stalking his 10 year old sister.

Just wanted to clear that up.

Hotsuma left because we realized he wasn't really a pirate.

I hardly even remember that guy.  I remember Poib better than him, and Poib hasn't posted since June of 2003.

[Mangrove]

Where's Medeo?  Where's Hotsuma?  Where are all those people who used to be here?  Don't blame me for all of them running off.

Note for newer people:  The above is a lie.  GTL/Eric DID run Medeo off, by stalking his 10 year old sister.

Just wanted to clear that up.

Hotsuma left because we realized he wasn't really a pirate.

I hardly even remember that guy.  I remember Poib better than him, and Poib hasn't posted since June of 2003.

As I recall, Hotsuma was negative about just about everything. Apparently 'a pirate' of some kind. Probably made a lot of posts containing the words 'stab' and 'stabbity'.

[Mangrove]

*runs in and stabs everyone*

you don't do it right, it's about quality, not quantity.

*perferates the stabbing newbie*

You mean like this?

*pulls Hostuma into a woodchipper with him as he's perforated*

woodchippering isn't exactly stabbing, and besides, being a pirate ninja I'm currently immune to all forms of stabbination.

*stabs Fnordiscordia*

Exhibit A

[P3nT4gR4m]

Here's a project that's just occurred to me. Might be neat if one or more of the oldtimers compiled an old testament of PD. And lo the last decade or so of the discordian movement would be committed to canon. And then we could hold our very own council of Nicea and throw out all the bits that don't look like they're going to make us rich and powerful anytime soon.

Just, y'know, if anyone can be arsed or that...

[Doktor Howl]

Where's Medeo?  Where's Hotsuma?  Where are all those people who used to be here?  Don't blame me for all of them running off.

Note for newer people:  The above is a lie.  GTL/Eric DID run Medeo off, by stalking his 10 year old sister.

Just wanted to clear that up.

Hotsuma left because we realized he wasn't really a pirate.

I hardly even remember that guy.  I remember Poib better than him, and Poib hasn't posted since June of 2003.

As I recall, Hotsuma was negative about just about everything. Apparently 'a pirate' of some kind. Probably made a lot of posts containing the words 'stab' and 'stabbity'.

Oddly enough, he's not in the member list.

[Doktor Howl]

Here's a project that's just occurred to me. Might be neat if one or more of the oldtimers compiled an old testament of PD. And lo the last decade or so of the discordian movement would be committed to canon. And then we could hold our very own council of Nicea and throw out all the bits that don't look like they're going to make us rich and powerful anytime soon.

Just, y'know, if anyone can be arsed or that...

Working on a "Who's Who", both past and present.

[Mangrove]

Where's Medeo?  Where's Hotsuma?  Where are all those people who used to be here?  Don't blame me for all of them running off.

Note for newer people:  The above is a lie.  GTL/Eric DID run Medeo off, by stalking his 10 year old sister.

Just wanted to clear that up.

Hotsuma left because we realized he wasn't really a pirate.

I hardly even remember that guy.  I remember Poib better than him, and Poib hasn't posted since June of 2003.

As I recall, Hotsuma was negative about just about everything. Apparently 'a pirate' of some kind. Probably made a lot of posts containing the words 'stab' and 'stabbity'.

Oddly enough, he's not in the member list.

Hotsuma changed his screen name to ~~~Closed~~~ when he stopped posting.