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Started by Zurtok Khan, May 21, 2005, 06:39:19 AM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

1  You are not the only one to have noticed that, there is some truth to it.  Some people do leave, or at least just lurk, when she shows up.

3  I think Zurtok is the coolest hippie on this board, but then, I have a fondness for hippies :D

5  Cookies and Pie Uber Alles :twisted:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Arcane Synonym
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoIt's Fori.  It's a second declension neuter noun.  Declines thusly:


            Singular     Plural
Nominative   Forum        Fori
Genative     Fori         Fororum
Dative       Foro         Foris
Accusative   Forum        Foros
Ablative     Foro         Foris
Vocative     Fore         Fori


If you're going to try to sound like you know something via use of latin, please get it correct.

You piss us off when you don't.

I was not aware I was writing in Latin. I seemed to have missed that class. I'm not sure who the We would be, I'm rather new here, however one fo the thigns I foudn highly amusing and noteworthy in this Principia Dsicordia of yours, was that part that wen something like, "speak for yourself and those who like what you say." I am quite certain I bungled it up somehow, but I'm sure one of you fine Discordians will know what I am writing about there.

In as an aside from that, if and when You are ready to discuss where we left off the discourse at hand, I am game. though at this point I severely doubt you are up to it, since your replies to my posts henceforth have, so far, been rather poor attacks on my Person. Do not fret that you have damaged my Ego however, for I am a rather Bohemian Industrialist that spends his idle hours playing with the poor and downtrodden in schemes reminiscent of 1983's Trading Places, and drinking large sums of Alcohol.

That's just Eric being a pedantic shithead.  Disregard the "us" bit...he speaks for NOBODY besides himself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

None of us do, really.

Except the Lorax.


He speaks for the Trees.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNONone of us do, really.

Except the Lorax.


He speaks for the Trees.

The Lorax would fucking ANYBODY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Arcane Synonym
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoIt's Fori.  It's a second declension neuter noun.  Declines thusly:


            Singular     Plural
Nominative   Forum        Fori
Genative     Fori         Fororum
Dative       Foro         Foris
Accusative   Forum        Foros
Ablative     Foro         Foris
Vocative     Fore         Fori


If you're going to try to sound like you know something via use of latin, please get it correct.

You piss us off when you don't.

I was not aware I was writing in Latin. I seemed to have missed that class. I'm not sure who the We would be, I'm rather new here, however one fo the thigns I foudn highly amusing and noteworthy in this Principia Dsicordia of yours, was that part that wen something like, "speak for yourself and those who like what you say." I am quite certain I bungled it up somehow, but I'm sure one of you fine Discordians will know what I am writing about there.

In as an aside from that, if and when You are ready to discuss where we left off the discourse at hand, I am game. though at this point I severely doubt you are up to it, since your replies to my posts henceforth have, so far, been rather poor attacks on my Person. Do not fret that you have damaged my Ego however, for I am a rather Bohemian Industrialist that spends his idle hours playing with the poor and downtrodden in schemes reminiscent of 1983's Trading Places, and drinking large sums of Alcohol.

That's just Eric being a pedantic shithead.  Disregard the "us" bit...he speaks for NOBODY besides himself.


waht's incredibly fuckin funny abotu that, is that arcane synonym is me. yeah i anonomously called eric on his intelectual superiority from a position of weakness an dpwnede his fuckin dumb cunt ass into next week.



which brings me to a very valid point, on this subject of patriotism and whatnot, well vaguely related anyway. peopel say in america intelegience is frowned upon, and yeah it kinda is, and do you know why mroe than anything? it's because of people like eric, who talk bit shit liek they knwo shit, liek they're smart, rub it into people's faces that they're smarter than them, but when it comes to pay the bills, the "i'm so much smarter than you" has written a cheque he can't cash. no one who is truly intelegient flounces it so. and not because he is discriminated against, but because it is stupid to do so.
Hell is other people.

Zurtok Khan

Prick, that is far from being intelligence.  That is pretending to be intelligent.  And, there are certainly times when informing people that you are more intelligent then them gives you power, but thats only when you have the actual knowledge in order to back it up.  Picking a fight with 500lbs. Bubba in the bar to prove you "know kungfu" won't get you anywhere except in the ER with every bone in your body broken.


QuoteThe Lorax would fucking ANYBODY!

Too true, Rog.  We need a Lorax around here...
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: Zurtok KhanPrick, that is far from being intelligence.  That is pretending to be intelligent.  And, there are certainly times when informing people that you are more intelligent then them gives you power, but thats only when you have the actual knowledge in order to back it up.  Picking a fight with 500lbs. Bubba in the bar to prove you "know kungfu" won't get you anywhere except in the ER with every bone in your body broken.


yes my point exactly.
Hell is other people.

Zurtok Khan

I forgot to add a sentance to that...

"Unless you're Pedro."
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Zurtok KhanI forgot to add a sentance to that...

"Unless you're Pedro."

I don't think Pedro knows kung fu.

He's just a very unstable dude with a knife.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok KhanI forgot to add a sentance to that...

"Unless you're Pedro."

I don't think Pedro knows kung fu.

He's just a very unstable dude with a knife.

Yes, but he DID cut off 500lbs. Bubba's ear.  That's almost as good as kungfu.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok KhanI forgot to add a sentance to that...

"Unless you're Pedro."

I don't think Pedro knows kung fu.

He's just a very unstable dude with a knife.

Yes, but he DID cut off 500lbs. Bubba's ear.  That's almost as good as kungfu.

But not quite as cool as Obi Wan cutting off that gorilla-thingie's arm in the Mos Eisly cantina.

Poor Pedro...had he been a real Jedi, that Cletus's ear would have hit the ground in 7 pieces.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy1  You are not the only one to have noticed that, there is some truth to it.  Some people do leave, or at least just lurk, when she shows up.

3  I think Zurtok is the coolest hippie on this board, but then, I have a fondness for hippies :D

5  Cookies and Pie Uber Alles :twisted:

There are other hippies on the board?

(and thanks hun, I think you're the second coolest Oracle around these parts...if I say you're the coolest I'll be zapped by Bella, and considering I'm a cousin, that might not be the wisest course of action.  I've heard the family likes to preform necrophiliac incest when Bella reanimates someone...or was it that the Zombies she reanimates preform such incest? Pffffffffffftttttttttt, who cares?  Bring on the Cookies, Pie, and Sodomy!)
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain