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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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a sermon of mine (copied from poee)

Started by Drunken Monkey Cabal, May 22, 2005, 01:30:39 PM

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Drunken Monkey Cabal

May 22, 2005, 01:30:39 PM
why is all discordian rants so long, hell why is all discordian names.

this angers eris as it takes her forever to fill in party invitations

moral of the story. long names are cool. are bitches to fill in party invitations. also eris hates wasting time reading stuff. make it short and to the point.

like this. but not to short. then it would be a waste of eris time. so make it short and to the point. but not to short and not to pointless. but pointless and long enough to confuse those greyfaces.

Hail eris motherfucker

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May 23, 2005, 03:45:23 PM
young padowan... (why the fuck am I using star wars terms?)


in order to awnser the questions you seek you must awnser one riddle.


Can you attract the blind butterfly with motor oil.


do not question ninja logic.

/o\

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May 23, 2005, 08:04:42 PM
all right

Zurtok Khan

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May 24, 2005, 08:14:56 AM
Wow, DiL, you're another reason to keep abortion legal.  And shot guns.
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