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a sermon of mine (copied from poee)

Started by Drunken Monkey Cabal, May 22, 2005, 01:30:39 PM

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Drunken Monkey Cabal

why is all discordian rants so long, hell why is all discordian names.

this angers eris as it takes her forever to fill in party invitations

moral of the story. long names are cool. are bitches to fill in party invitations. also eris hates wasting time reading stuff. make it short and to the point.

like this. but not to short. then it would be a waste of eris time. so make it short and to the point. but not to short and not to pointless. but pointless and long enough to confuse those greyfaces.

Hail eris motherfucker

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