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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#15
June 09, 2005, 05:25:48 AM
That stinks :evil: Tell her she's in my thoughts and prayers or whatever :wink:

Bella

#16
June 09, 2005, 06:20:57 AM
Okay, I'll tell Zorga, thanks. She's actually in quite a bit of pain. She was helping Not-Bob on one of his construction jobs and a pile of dry wall fell over and hit her shin. The force of the impact not only broke the bone, it blew tiny shards of bone out the back of her leg.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
June 09, 2005, 06:23:06 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, I'll tell Zorga, thanks. She's actually in quite a bit of pain. She was helping Not-Bob on one of his construction jobs and a pile of dry wall fell over and hit her shin. The force of the impact not only broke the bone, it blew tiny shards of bone out the back of her leg.


GAHHHHHH!

That makes my ass injury from falling down the stairs today seem pathetic.

Give her my best wishes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#18
June 09, 2005, 06:28:49 AM
I don't know. Your ass injury also sounds pretty miserable. :(

But yeah, I'll tell her. She's in the market for all the sympathy she can get at the moment. It's hard for her, because Zorga never sits still, and she's not only hurting, but is out of her mind with boredom.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
June 09, 2005, 06:30:37 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI don't know. Your ass injury also sounds pretty miserable. :(

But yeah, I'll tell her. She's in the market for all the sympathy she can get at the moment. It's hard for her, because Zorga never sits still, and she's not only hurting, but is out of her mind with boredom.

My ass injury just means I have to type standing up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#20
June 09, 2005, 06:35:56 AM
Tell her she has my sympathies too.

I'll send a little something special.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#21
June 09, 2005, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, I'll tell Zorga, thanks. She's actually in quite a bit of pain. She was helping Not-Bob on one of his construction jobs and a pile of dry wall fell over and hit her shin. The force of the impact not only broke the bone, it blew tiny shards of bone out the back of her leg.
Yikes, did they have to put pins in?That sucks she can't even get to the computer, that is the best thing for boredom.  Would she like some books to read?  I could send some to her.  My hubby would be thrilled.

Malaul

#22
June 09, 2005, 10:12:12 AM
hoy crap
thats TERRIBLE

Ive got books she can have too
things seem to get broken easily in your family though Bella
thats sad
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

East Coast Hustle

#23
June 09, 2005, 02:57:31 PM
the NSRA wishes to express to Zorga the sympathy of an entire army, and would like to make it known that anything we can do to help would be considered an honor.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#24
June 09, 2005, 03:04:56 PM
As a member of the Erisian Liberation Front, I am authorized to send best wishes and thoughts of a speedy recovery for Zorga, as well as a bottle of Rum.



And no ninja moves for at least a week, ok?

agent compassion

#25
June 09, 2005, 04:27:06 PM


That really sucks, Zorga! Here's to speedy healing!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#26
June 09, 2005, 04:31:28 PM
/drool
That looks soOOOOOooooooooooo refreshing.

Hope the leg sorts out fine Zorga.
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

Bella

#27
June 09, 2005, 07:49:15 PM
Zorga is on the phone. The following is me quoting Zorga because she still can't get to her computer and no matter how much she yells at it, it wont' come to her. The nerve! :roll:

"Zorga says thank you for the drink, but do you have any idea how hard it is to get to the bathroom on crutches? At the moment the only thing revolving around Zorga is my big dogs, and they revolve to the point of almost knocking Zorga over. This is because they love me so much. Naturally.

Zorga has very very sad new for you. :(  I am banned from alcohol until these hated crutches are no longer needed.

Zorga is tired now. Thank for your kind thoughts. Go get drunk for Zorga. Now!"
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
June 09, 2005, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomZorga is on the phone. The following is me quoting Zorga because she still can't get to her computer and no matter how much she yells at it, it wont' come to her. The nerve! :roll:


It just needs discipline.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#29
June 09, 2005, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: ZorgaGo get drunk for Zorga. Now!



Your wish is my command!
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