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by-product (Hippy Poetry)

Started by Zurtok Khan, June 28, 2005, 08:06:23 AM

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Zurtok Khan

depraved, a child of the human waste
that's all you can do, too
down the drain, from your brain to your tounge

by-product I'm calling you out
you simply can't get it right
by-product of bad reproduction

X & Y failed, ask Mom and Dad
they did the best they could
but they were FUCKED UP TOO

by-product, I'm calling you out
you simply can't get it right
by-product of bad reproduction

how I wish your mother had believed in abortion
now we're stuck with you

by-product, I'm calling you out
you're too dumb to get it right
by-product of bad reproduction
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

the dreadful hours


Kai

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