SLC - Ranting for the Helluvit

[Zurtok Khan]

I suppose the things closest to us, when show to us through another medium besides our usual perceptions, can be taken in and processed less subjectively.  Of course, everything remains subjective, what I see you do not see in quite the same light, that is obvious.  If eveyone saw everything the same way, we'd all be the same.  Perception is one of the main differences between people.

SLC Punk http://www.sonypictures.com/classics/slcpunk/ .  Strange movie.  Strange place.  No, I don't claim to be a punk.  Punk is dead, if it ever was.  The hippy movement is dead, if it ever existed.  Movements, I've decided don't exist.  Discordianism, whats that?  It's a thread, a filament.  Easy to break, easy to disguise.  There's one in every generation, theres one in every time and place.  A thread.  Rebellion.  A thread.  It's all the same idea.  We're sharing it.  Some of us just have the balls to do it.  Some don't.  I think in some ways everyone wants to, like the geek that sits in the corner of the cafeteria, watching the Jocks and their ilk wondering, "What the fuck is it like to be cool?"  While the Jocks look back at them and think one of two things 1) the idiot, "Like this." or 2) the cerebral (rare!), "I whats it like to be left alone for a goddamned minute?"

I suppose I've been in both places.  Every place.  I've been the center of attention, hell I LIKE being the center of attention.  And, I've been left to my own devices.  I suppose I like that too.

But, I don't suppose this is all about me.  But, of course it is.

We share the idea, the spark, the thin thread that connects humanity.  Some people go for the ride.  Because it's fashionable, because it's "counter-culture," whatever.  And, then there's the few who don't give a damn and do what they want.  The "real" anarchists. or perhaps they're simply the Real Anit-Christs.  That's what all the conservatives and yuppies are afraid of after all.  Someone who does what he/she wants, regardless of fashion, or "counter-culture" or any rules or mores they might have.

Of course, a Real Anarchist would never talk.  Funny thing just poped into my head.  How can you "live" Anarchy(tm) when you're enslaving the myrid of atoms and subatoms and whatever-they-come-up-with-next within your body.  Simply, an Anarchist doesn't exist.  They couldn't.  Like the monks I've heard about who learned to walk through the Great Wall of China because they realized the full nature of reality existed as space, the Real Anarchist would disapait into chaos, disobeying all the rules.

I'm off again, and I'm on again.  I finally understand, in some measure, that Discordians don't exist.  I'm sure I'm missing out on some aweinspiring truth here.  But, Greyfaces don't exist either.  It's a mixture.  Everyone is pulled both ways, or maybe I'm the only one pulled both ways, that whole Picses thing.  You can't be both, and you can't be everything, and you can't be neither.  I suppose thats the problem with any sort of dichonmy when reffering to humans, we don't exist in the pure state of imagination.  There's something else here, but I don't know what it is.  Maybe all we are is someone's imagination manifesting it's self.  Maybe "God" is a chiaua having one grand (as in big) dream after dropping some acid.  I'm still not sure.  

I keep repeating that.  I suppose you've got to learn to accept that fact.  Or, I've got to learn to accept it.  I'm not sure.

But, I geuss I do know one thing about myself now.  I'm one vain son of a bitch, and I just don't fucking understand.

But, somehow I get the feeling that neither do you.  Shall we spew our misunderstanding together?  Or shall we stick apart?

[East Coast Hustle]

not bad at all.

you don't suck at this. keep it up.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

What's a chiaua?

[Iron Sulfide]

your mother (lewdest comedy nominator)

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

<snip>Maybe "God" is a chiaua having one grand (as in big) dream after dropping some acid.  I'm still not sure.  

I keep repeating that.  I suppose you've got to learn to accept that fact.  Or, I've got to learn to accept it.  I'm not sure.

But, I geuss I do know one thing about myself now.  I'm one vain son of a bitch, and I just don't fucking understand.

But, somehow I get the feeling that neither do you.  Shall we spew our misunderstanding together?  Or shall we stick apart?

1  I saw that as God is a Chia Pet at first, don't ask me why, I don't know either.

2  Repeating can be good, but I lost what you meant.

3  Actually that's 2 things, hehehe, vain and lack of understanding.  Once you realise this you can quit pretending that you actually think other people are more important than you

4  We shall stick apart in our confusion And spread our confusion to others

[East Coast Hustle]

fuck sticking apart.

seriously, it's a problem.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

fuck sticking apart.

seriously, it's a problem.

I just wanna knock shit over.

[East Coast Hustle]

mo too.

and we can knock more and bigger things over if we get a few like-minded people to pull their heads out of the sand and get over their insignificant consumption-driven lives.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

*reads*
*applause emoticon*

[The Good Reverend Roger]

mo too.

and we can knock more and bigger things over if we get a few like-minded people to pull their heads out of the sand and get over their insignificant consumption-driven lives.

Who is "Mo"?

Besides, apparently, I am a one man stick apart device.

[East Coast Hustle]

Mo is the psychotic gimp we keep chained to the radiator in the basement.

and how could there be a two-man stick apart device?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Mo is the psychotic gimp we keep chained to the radiator in the basement.

and how could there be a two-man stick apart device?

I think that's called a woman, just saying.

[East Coast Hustle]

please explain how a woman could be two men.

[DJRubberducky]

Add a T?

[Malaul]

not bad at all.

you don't suck at this. keep it up.

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