It's all been done before - Ranting for the Helluvit

[Zurtok Khan]

It's all been done before.  I got told that the other day by someone.  It's all been done before, so what's the point?  I sat down to consider this question.

First, my premise is that it has all been done before.  Not saying that it's true, but there is a good possibility.

Many people had been mindfucked before Discordianism came around under it's current title.  Many people (presumably) have been illuminated.  Many people had tried the whole militant humor thing.  All of it.  So where does that leave us?

The point is that the world OBVIOUSLY didn't get it the first time, or the second.  And, despite the many attempts that Discordianism has made to do all of the above, almost no one laughed.  Some of the few who did are probably here.  Some of them are scattered to the winds.  Some of them, I think, are the winds.

Speaking of the wind, I think we ought to take the onus off of the Ill Wind.  It was never the Ill Wind's fault it couldn't blow any minds.  It was the fault of the mind's it was blowing past.  As a very cool black man in a long leather trench coat said, "I can only show you the door, you have to walk through it."

Just because the Ill Wind didn't blow any minds, doesn't mean it didn't try.  And, besides, is the Wind going to stop blowing just because it's blow somewhere/someone already?  I think not.

(I should note that the conversation is made up...I think)

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

You get it, man.

You are KSC.

[Horab Fibslager]

why wouldn't anyone want to be that?

ksp is way more uber.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

why wouldn't anyone want to be that?

ksp is way more uber.

KFC is all right too.

[Horab Fibslager]

you're a big fan of mutant chickens?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

you're a big fan of mutant chickens?

I love the little Muties.

[Zurtok Khan]

You get it, man.

You are KSC.

Keeper of the Sacred Cappucino?

Yes, I think I'll have another.



Thanks Hugh =)

[Guido Finucci]

why wouldn't anyone want to be that?

ksp is way more uber.

KFC is all right too.

I'm a fan of HFC, just while we're on the topic.
Their pistols have slides that work well with the green gas in our normal outdoor temperatures.

[Verthaine]

I'm of the THC myself.

[Zurtok Khan]

I'm of the THC myself.

The Totally Hip Club?

[LMNO]

I'm of the THC myself.

The Titanium Hip Club

Fixed that.


LMNO
-Younger than Verthaine.

[Horab Fibslager]

the tragically hip club?

wtf?

[Verthaine]

I'm of the THC myself.

The Titanium Hip Club

Fixed that.


LMNO
-Younger than Verthaine.

True Happiness Club

Verthaine
-Older,Wiser, and more Experienced than LMNO

[LMNO]

No argument here.

[scorch]

No argument here.

Why not?!?