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It's all been done before - Ranting for the Helluvit

Started by Zurtok Khan, July 19, 2005, 06:34:20 AM

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Zurtok Khan

July 19, 2005, 06:34:20 AM
It's all been done before.  I got told that the other day by someone.  It's all been done before, so what's the point?  I sat down to consider this question.

First, my premise is that it has all been done before.  Not saying that it's true, but there is a good possibility.

Many people had been mindfucked before Discordianism came around under it's current title.  Many people (presumably) have been illuminated.  Many people had tried the whole militant humor thing.  All of it.  So where does that leave us?

The point is that the world OBVIOUSLY didn't get it the first time, or the second.  And, despite the many attempts that Discordianism has made to do all of the above, almost no one laughed.  Some of the few who did are probably here.  Some of them are scattered to the winds.  Some of them, I think, are the winds.

Speaking of the wind, I think we ought to take the onus off of the Ill Wind.  It was never the Ill Wind's fault it couldn't blow any minds.  It was the fault of the mind's it was blowing past.  As a very cool black man in a long leather trench coat said, "I can only show you the door, you have to walk through it."

Just because the Ill Wind didn't blow any minds, doesn't mean it didn't try.  And, besides, is the Wind going to stop blowing just because it's blow somewhere/someone already?  I think not.

(I should note that the conversation is made up...I think)
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1
July 19, 2005, 11:07:43 AM
You get it, man.

You are KSC.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

#2
July 19, 2005, 06:52:35 PM
why wouldn't anyone want to be that?

ksp is way more uber.
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#3
July 19, 2005, 06:53:30 PM
Quote from: .feel the skywhy wouldn't anyone want to be that?

ksp is way more uber.

KFC is all right too.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

#4
July 19, 2005, 06:59:41 PM
you're a big fan of mutant chickens?
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#5
July 19, 2005, 07:03:13 PM
Quote from: .feel the skyyou're a big fan of mutant chickens?

I love the little Muties.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Zurtok Khan

#6
July 20, 2005, 04:48:10 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou get it, man.

You are KSC.

Keeper of the Sacred Cappucino?

Yes, I think I'll have another.

:twisted:

Thanks Hugh =)
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Guido Finucci

#7
July 20, 2005, 05:05:58 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: .feel the skywhy wouldn't anyone want to be that?

ksp is way more uber.

KFC is all right too.

I'm a fan of HFC, just while we're on the topic.
Their pistols have slides that work well with the green gas in our normal outdoor temperatures.

Verthaine

#8
July 20, 2005, 07:26:18 PM
I'm of the THC myself.
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

Zurtok Khan

#9
July 22, 2005, 07:29:04 AM
Quote from: VerthaineI'm of the THC myself.

The Totally Hip Club?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LMNO

#10
July 22, 2005, 03:11:45 PM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: VerthaineI'm of the THC myself.

The Titanium Hip Club

Fixed that.


LMNO
-Younger than Verthaine.

Horab Fibslager

#11
July 22, 2005, 06:20:55 PM
the tragically hip club?

wtf?
Hell is other people.

Verthaine

#12
July 22, 2005, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: VerthaineI'm of the THC myself.

The Titanium Hip Club

Fixed that.


LMNO
-Younger than Verthaine.
True Happiness Club

Verthaine
-Older,Wiser, and more Experienced than LMNO
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

LMNO

#13
July 22, 2005, 08:27:51 PM
No argument here.

scorch

#14
July 22, 2005, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: LMNONo argument here.

Why not?!?

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