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the power of prayer

Started by Horab Fibslager, July 19, 2005, 06:53:48 PM

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Horab Fibslager

i prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.

later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

Hell is other people.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Hail pain killers :shock:

and be careful what you pray for, er, who you pray to :?

agent compassion

But did you eat the steak horab?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Mangrove

horab d00d,


when eris slapped you with a steak, did she happen to mention who would win the current 'hugh vs turd' skirmish? i mean.....not that i would ever condone anyone taking odds or anything....<ahem>...





look...i got a wife & step mangs to support...i need the cash 'k?..
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Horab Fibslager

ac:no fraid not. not that i'd want to eat a 4.9kg steak anyways.

fraid i forgot both the prayer and any, if any, answers or whatnots. i got a lovely bruise out of the affair however.
Hell is other people.

Cain

This is why I rarely pray.  That, and I'm a stubborn bastard and prefer to make my own mistakes.  At least I know who to blame then.

agent compassion

Quoteac:no fraid not. not that i'd want to eat a 4.9kg steak anyways.

Then the message is clear: Eris wants you to have a barbecue and invite lots of steak-loving people over.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bella

Quote from: horabi prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.

later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.
I almost prayed to Eris today, but then I remembered this thread and stopped myself just in time.

What a close call. :shock:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Iron Sulfide

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: horabi prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.

later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.
I almost prayed to Eris today, but then I remembered this thread and stopped myself just in time.

What a close call. :shock:
hey bella...

this thread is another exmple of how you can manipulate people (gods)
into doing things for you/giving you stuff...

pray to them.

[edit: s4eriously, it fuckin works.]
Ya' stupid Yank.

Bella

Oh, I pray all the time - in fact, I think of spellwork as a kind of prayer.
I just try really hard not to pray to Eris, because she always has a different idea of what's best for me than I do.

edit: She's usually right, but her methods of delivery are often somewhat painful.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Iron Sulfide

yep.

i like to think of it (personal metaphors) as 'uploading'
while divination is more like a "downloading"

the trick is what you aim uploading at.

if eris were a computer, for example, would you wanna upload/download
from her? (atleast, in the case of downloading, not without a virus scan...
but in the case of uploading, it's hard to monitor what you'll recieve in the
return packets)

try praying to a beet and see what happens.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Zurtok Khan

Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjatry praying to a beet and see what happens.

Uhh...your shit turns purple?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

scorch

Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjatry praying to a beet and see what happens.

Uhh...your shit turns purple?

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