the power of prayer

[Horab Fibslager]

i prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.

later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Hail Eris!

[Horab Fibslager]

all hail discordia!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Hail pain killers

and be careful what you pray for, er, who you pray to

[agent compassion]

But did you eat the steak horab?

[Mangrove]

horab d00d,


when eris slapped you with a steak, did she happen to mention who would win the current 'hugh vs turd' skirmish? i mean.....not that i would ever condone anyone taking odds or anything....<ahem>...





look...i got a wife & step mangs to support...i need the cash 'k?..

[Horab Fibslager]

ac:no fraid not. not that i'd want to eat a 4.9kg steak anyways.

fraid i forgot both the prayer and any, if any, answers or whatnots. i got a lovely bruise out of the affair however.

[Cain]

This is why I rarely pray.  That, and I'm a stubborn bastard and prefer to make my own mistakes.  At least I know who to blame then.

[agent compassion]

ac:no fraid not. not that i'd want to eat a 4.9kg steak anyways.

Then the message is clear: Eris wants you to have a barbecue and invite lots of steak-loving people over.

[Bella]

i prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.

later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.

I almost prayed to Eris today, but then I remembered this thread and stopped myself just in time.

What a close call.

[Iron Sulfide]

i prayed to eris yesterday at work. i forget what about.

later i was in teh thrd freezer grabbign some stuff, when a japan flank steak struck me from above in the skull.

I almost prayed to Eris today, but then I remembered this thread and stopped myself just in time.

What a close call. :shock:

hey bella...

this thread is another exmple of how you can manipulate people (gods)
into doing things for you/giving you stuff...

pray to them.

[edit: s4eriously, it fuckin works.]

[Bella]

Oh, I pray all the time - in fact, I think of spellwork as a kind of prayer.
I just try really hard not to pray to Eris, because she always has a different idea of what's best for me than I do.

edit: She's usually right, but her methods of delivery are often somewhat painful.

[Iron Sulfide]

yep.

i like to think of it (personal metaphors) as 'uploading'
while divination is more like a "downloading"

the trick is what you aim uploading at.

if eris were a computer, for example, would you wanna upload/download
from her? (atleast, in the case of downloading, not without a virus scan...
but in the case of uploading, it's hard to monitor what you'll recieve in the
return packets)

try praying to a beet and see what happens.

[Zurtok Khan]

try praying to a beet and see what happens.

Uhh...your shit turns purple?

[scorch]

try praying to a beet and see what happens.

Uhh...your shit turns purple?

Take pictures!