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Started by Malaclypse the Tertiary, July 24, 2005, 09:14:19 AM

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Prater Festwo on August 01, 2005, 10:03:48 PM
oh i know...that's why i've been selling my freak arsed body on the streets.
i'm raising money to visit ny

dicknipples or GTFO.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Apikoros II

I am Apikoros II AKA HaAcher II, Cohen HaGadol and Rabbi of the Fahtzom Cabal, located in Queens, NY and on the Web at http://apikoros2.wordpress.com/

And, as it states in our opening Midrash we are a"group of Chaos lovers, communists, wobblies, mimes, penguins, pirates, giant yellow carrots and the occasional heretic. Also, anyone else who wishes to leave a comment."

We tend to have a culturally Jewish slant 'cause that's my background and it amuses me but all are welcome. Except Pod People and Amlekites. Well, maybe Amalekites.
I also believe that everything is false, even that statement and the one above it. Also, when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. Heck, the abyss sometimes winks and once it gave me the finger.

East Coast Hustle

#137
Zionist Discordian Conspiracy?

:fnord:

just out of curiosity...can you teleport?

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Apikoros II

Not only can I teleport, I am also  :fnord: able to fly!
I also believe that everything is false, even that statement and the one above it. Also, when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. Heck, the abyss sometimes winks and once it gave me the finger.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

barumunk



"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Pope Zombie Bandersnatch

I am Pope Zombie Bandersnatch; a Chaosifer of the Contemplative Order of the Drunken Masters

I believe it is my duty in this reality frame to screw with people until their heads are free.

Chairman Risus

Quote from: Pope Zombie Bandersnatch on January 23, 2008, 03:51:14 AM
I am Pope Zombie Bandersnatch; a Chaosifer of the Contemplative Order of the Drunken Masters

I believe it is my duty in this reality frame to screw with people until their heads are free.

But what about the rest of them?

hooplala

Quote from: Pope Zombie Bandersnatch on January 23, 2008, 03:51:14 AM
I am Pope Zombie Bandersnatch; a Chaosifer of the Contemplative Order of the Drunken Masters

I believe it is my duty in this reality frame to screw with people until their heads are free.

Then what?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO

Quote from: Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay""Is It Frightening To Be Free?"

"You said it."

"You Say To People, 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves."

"Seems to be a major human activity, yes."

Dorfl rumbled as he thought about this.  "Yes," he said eventually, "I Can See Why.  Freedom Is Like Having The Top Of Your Head Opened Up."

"I'll have to take your word for that, Constable."

Cramulus

Hey Pope Zombie Bandersnatch! Good to see you wandered over!


Cain

PZB is from 23ae?  Maybe Logic?  IRL????

Cramulus

I bumped into him at 23ae where he was talking about some of the jakes he pulls at his office.

Triple Zero

Quote from: LMNO on January 23, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
Quote from: Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay""Is It Frightening To Be Free?"

"You said it."

"You Say To People, 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves."

"Seems to be a major human activity, yes."

Dorfl rumbled as he thought about this.  "Yes," he said eventually, "I Can See Why.  Freedom Is Like Having The Top Of Your Head Opened Up."

"I'll have to take your word for that, Constable."

we should make a thread in the lit. board for discordianesque Pratchett quotes. there's an awful lot of them.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Bharlion

Insomniac Society
The more you sleep the closer to death you are.
The less you sleep the more alive you feel.
Welcome to the insomniac society.

Hellfire Clubs are Easy to start. Just plant the seed. Walk away. Watch it grow.

Religious cults?
I always wanted to start my own religion. So I did.

Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.