Rev Roger, Sermon 31: Shit Your Hate, or You Will DIE!

[agent compassion]

                                             

See quote in Bella's sig.

[Anonymous]

"Goddammit, Roger, I really hate you."
- Larry the Diseased Mountain Monk, after "The Incident", 1987.

"YUO GOT PLAYED, OPIE!  YUO GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT?"
- Chef, in our head, last week.

"Summer is over, the harvest is in, and we are not saved."
- The Old Testament


Brethren and Cistern, the time has come for The Good Reverend to renounce Discordianism as a failure...a rather silly failure, at that.  Nothing has been accomplished in two years of bullshit, "creative disorder" is a sad joke, and all the blog threads and imaginary bars  on the internet haven't saved you.

Face it, you're fucked, and you have nobody to blame but yourself.  Instead of using discordianism to disrupt - even for a few precious seconds - The Machine(tm), you have used it to play haiku games and to form factions.  The "commandment" that Discordians must stick apart has been warped out of usefulness.  You remembered the "apart" thing, but not the "stick" part, didn't you?

Well, good.  You deserve every shitty thing that is coming down the pike.  The Grayfaces won, and you let them.  Personally, I think it's funny as hell.  Almost as funny as reading claims of magickl/psychic "powers".

What's that you say?  "Fuck you, Roger"?  Yeah, I am perfectly well aware that some of you hate my guts these days.  GOOD.  If you LIKED me, I'd re-evaluate the way I am living my life.  The LAST thing I need is "friends" who think that "Three Word Game" or "What are you eating" is a worthy use of your time.

Hell, at least Bella had the GUTS to SHIT HER HATE, even if she did so for the very goofiest of reasons.  She has my respect for that, though never again will she have my friendship (assuming she wanted it, which she has made very clear she doesn't).

What about the rest of you?  What have YOU done?  One of you played fuckaround behind the scenes with moderator/admin abilities.  Whoopie ding fuck for you.  Aren't you special?  What have you accomplished, save to further fracture an already useless group?  ...Well, you got rid of ME, and I guess that should count for something.

That's about it, isn't it?  Sure, the rest of you chose grand titles for yourself, created fictitious armies, and TALKED about smiting the Grays...but that's all you did...talk.  Hell, some of you didn't even do THAT.  Listen up, you Goddamn monkeys...Discord isn't about hiding from the world, it's about giving the world a fucking rupture!

Wake up and smell the sodium pentathol, shitheads.  Posting stupid shit about face raping bats and goats is not only useless, it's not even original.  Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, you fucking moonbats...cribbing style is one thing, running it into the fucking ground is quite another.

Just looking at PD.com PISSES ME OFF.  I'd sic the troll army on your sorry asses, and end this fucking farce once and for all, but I promised someone I wouldn't.  The Good Reverend may do all sorts of shitty things, but breaking promises isn't one of them.  Pity.

So, in the words of St Kid the Rock, Fuck all y'all.  I'm returning to my Subgenius roots, and may you all enjoy the upcoming years of shame, failure, and degradation that you have earned so richly.  May the whirlwind that is surely coming sweep you up, and destroy you all.

Me?  I think I've made my point.  Now I'm going to fucking Disneyland.

Or Kill Me.

Don't pretend you know me outside this forum.  You have no idea what I do with my spare time.

[The Doctor]

::sigh:: Stupid apes....  

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Don't pretend you know me outside this forum.  You have no idea what I do with my spare time.

Not to mention KYFMS, which is one of the things TGRR always reminded us of.  

It feels a bit like Catch-22.  Don't brag about your pranks or you'll get caught.  Brag about your pranks or you're not worthy.  If you're trying to prove your worth you missed the boat.  

Maybe we should all change our names to Yossarian

[LMNO]

But to be honest, I don't feel PD forums are supposed to be a HQ for setting up, and boasting of, jakes/pranks.  Hell, O:M is only one small part of Discordianism, et al.

I've taken Erisianism as a means of self-improvement, not a social uprising movement.  And I think these boards assist in the development and encouragement of the self to think for it... um... self.


Not to mention it's good for a laugh, something that's hard to find in these deparate times of ours.

If someone wants to set up a wholly private and secret board with carefully screened meberships and whose purpose it is to subvert the global paradigm, then by all means do it.  

But to complain that a public message board doesn't offer up evidence of revolution is ridiculous.

[fluffy]

i just come here for the carrots

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

See quote in Bella's sig.

Thank you and good point, Agent C.

Please also see quote in Zorga's sig.

[Horab Fibslager]

But to be honest, I don't feel PD forums are supposed to be a HQ for setting up, and boasting of, jakes/pranks.  Hell, O:M is only one small part of Discordianism, et al.

I've taken Erisianism as a means of self-improvement, not a social uprising movement.  And I think these boards assist in the development and encouragement of the self to think for it... um... self.


Not to mention it's good for a laugh, something that's hard to find in these deparate times of ours.

If someone wants to set up a wholly private and secret board with carefully screened meberships and whose purpose it is to subvert the global paradigm, then by all means do it.  

But to complain that a public message board doesn't offer up evidence of revolution is ridiculous.

spot on.

x10.

[Pope On A Rope]

God damn flying gerbils.

[Cain]

And this is why I like and respect Roger.  He has a way of cutting through alot of the bullshit and getting to the point.

[Horab Fibslager]

God damn flying gerbils.

even your penis hates you.

[East Coast Hustle]

you think he's Eric, don't you?

[Horab Fibslager]

to be frank, i think every new poster is eric.

eric everywhere.

it torments me. i was just at neowin readign coments and one post i figured must be eric's.

you're eric too aren't you?

ohh emm eff gee!



eric



everyhere!                      

[gnimbley]

We're all Eric! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Horab Fibslager]