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ode to all of your yesterdays

Started by Horab Fibslager, August 04, 2005, 05:39:56 AM

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Horab Fibslager

August 04, 2005, 05:39:56 AM
we made a house
that stood on water
and made as wamp
by shitting on our front lawn
and then we pissed
upon our furniture
and wondered why
it's smlled liek a dump.

/tear
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

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August 04, 2005, 05:41:20 AM
And the East German judge gives it a 8.5!

Nice, appropriate, and a little too late.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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