True Discordians - Ranting for the Helluvit

[Zurtok Khan]

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-Herm Albright

He is able who thinks he is able.
-Buddha

Somewhere along the way Eris planted in someone the idea that there are no True Discordians.  This is wrong.  Eris, as we all know (and have experianced at her hand) enjoys contradicting herself.  It makes us reach for things, it makes us get beyond our puny human concerns and experiances.  But, that's a story for a different time.  All people are above the authority of the authorities, if you'll remember.  Everyone is a Pope of Chaos (with or without their card).

I am a True Discordian.  Before you get out your stones and start flinging them at me, let me explain.  Everyone is a True Discordian.  Does that mean that I have the right (or the sense) to tell other people what makes a Discordian?  No.  It means that I have every right to do what I want.  In the end Discordian (and by this I include you Erisians, but I find your need to find new and different titles annoying) means nothing more then human (which any cabbage should have picked up a long time ago).  It doesn't even mean a special kind of human.  We are all the children of Eris, like it or not.

You are a True Discordian too.  You have every right to the life you want to lead.  Have fun.  Does this mean you have the right to be a prick, and try to force your perception of reality on others?  No.  I would hope (and I know how foolish this hope is) that anyone defining themselves as Discordian would be the type that could live and let live.  I would hope they would be a human that has not given into the opiate of the miseried masses, and could see the humor.  I would hope they would be able to live and let live.  But, all Utopia's more perfect in the imagination then in the world, but you can always ad a bit of that Utopia to the world.

Anyone who says there aren't any True Discordians doesn't get it.  Anyone who claims that they know what other people don't get should be shot on site.

You are a human.  Every human is a True Discordian.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am a True Discordian.  Before you get out your stones and start flinging them at me, let me explain.  Everyone is a True Discordian.  

Here we go again.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-Herm Albright

Anyone who says there aren't any True Discordians doesn't get it.  Anyone who claims that they know what other people don't get should be shot on site.

Cheers!:D

BANG!  :P

[Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins]

Anyone who claims that they know what other people don't get should be shot on site.  

And so it goes, suicide by post!