Media.........Interesting News! Interesting Letters!

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

If you find any bizzare or interesting news articles,  post them here!

Also any bizzaro letters you've read or received.  

 

A few I've read lately:

Possessed Woman Says She Will No Longer Call Phone Psychics:

In her following letter to Miss TwiceKisst she states;

"I wanted to thank you for all the help and guidance you've given me over these several months.  I think I'm going to take a break from Tarot and this site, as for whatever reason I don't think the Tarot gives me accurate readings.  I'm not sure why, but it ends up confusing me even more.

This happens a lot with me and tarot, and I guess it ends up confusing me and upsetting me even more.  Why would it change so quickly? ["kill whitey", "Lord's of Darkness Rule!"]

As you can see I am soo confused, and it's probably time for me to break away.   I just don't get it - and I wish I could trust in the tarot.["Kill..Kill..Kill......"]

If you have any insight as to why this happens to me with the readings, I'd love to hear it. ["I want to rip out your soul......and feed it to your mother"] Thank you,
Blair"

Dear Blair,

I know you are very confused.  Perhaps you should stay away from the tarot at least until after your next scheduled excorcism.  Didn't you ever see 'The Excorcist'?

Also, aren't you a witch? An obscenely persecuted ressurected witch? I think I saw 'The Blair Witch' a few years ago.  

Well, I wish you luck and gallons of holy  water.

Yours never,
TwiceKisst

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Proof: Baptists need to shut up

According to police, the passengers on the bus from Hyles-Anderson College ?? a baptist school in Hammond, Ind. ?? were singing and swaying on board the bus. Their swaying caused the bus to sway and tip over.
Bus Rollover Closes Part Of I-94
http://www.nbc5.com/news/2499241/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65195

[Bella]

Most of the strange letters I receive are from you, Demonica Dearest.
Are you certain you want me to post your ramblings here for
the world to see?
All of your strange secrets revealed?

Yesss........I like the sound of that - a lot!

[Apocalypse Dude]

www.weirdnj.com

I love my current state... Take that as you will

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Most of the strange letters I receive are from you, Demonica Dearest.
Are you certain you want me to post your ramblings here for
the world to see?
All of your strange secrets revealed?

Yesss........I like the sound of that - a lot!

Yesss SssBella Dear...................but I also have some from You!

Muuuuuuaaaaaahahahahaha!!!

www.weirdnj.com

I love my current state... Take that as you will

I love it!  That is a very demented site.      

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Aoccdrnig to rseeacrh at an Elingsh uinervtsy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The
rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as
a wlohe and the biran fguiers it out aynawy.

FRNOD

[Bella]

The following is an exerpt from the Anderson Valley Advertiser - Sept. 10 issue - it's about the seccession of the town of Rough and Ready from the union:

"Rough and Ready was founded by Captain A.A. Townsend, a mining engineer from Wisconsin, in 1849, and the town was named after General Zachary Taylor, nicknamed "Old Rough and Ready," who'd just become the 12th President of the United States.

By 1850 most of the miners in the area were Southern sympathizers who were opposed to the idea of California becoming a Union state, but they also objected to a government-imposed mining tax on all claims.

On April 7th, 1850, the townspeople signed a Constitution similar to that of the United States, and they elected Colonel E. F. Brundage as President. The Constitution was referred to as Brundage's Manifesto, and read in part: "We deem it necessary and prudential to withdraw from said Territory (of California) and from the United States of America to form, peacefully if we can, forcibly if we must, the Great Republic of Rough and Ready," but the Republic fizzled the following 4th of July when Nevada City saloon owners refused to sell liquor to "foreigners."

Another town meeting was held, and the citizens of the "Great Republic" thirstily decided they wanted to rejoin the Union ?? immediately ?? so the world's smallest nation came to an end in slightly less than three months."

[SMFabal]

HOW DARE THEY?!?!
HOW DARE THEY CLAIM TO BE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST NATION?!
Everyone knows the Conch Republic was the worlds smallest nation!

[Anonymous]

HOW DARE THEY?!?!
HOW DARE THEY CLAIM TO BE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST NATION?!
Everyone knows the Conch Republic was the worlds smallest nation!

How dare they, indeed!  I say Blah!
Here's the editor's url in case you feel the need to write him a flaming editorial or two: //www.theava.com

[Bella]

HOW DARE THEY?!?!
HOW DARE THEY CLAIM TO BE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST NATION?!
Everyone knows the Conch Republic was the worlds smallest nation!

How dare they, indeed!  I say Blah!
Here's the editor's url in case you feel the need to write him a flaming editorial or two: //www.theava.com

That was me up there.  The login and are having a feud and she/he/it just scored another 10 points on me.

[Hoshiko]

AFLAC billboard prompts 911 call, firefighters called to rescue dummy-

"An AFLAC insurance company billboard near Interstate 465 and Michigan Road prompted a 911 call Wednesday because the caller thought a person was hanging from the sign, RTV6's Jeremy Brilliant reported. The billboard actually shows a mannequin falling off a ladder next to the words "Pays You Cash If You Get Hurt And Miss Work."

RTV6 obtained a copy of the emergency call: Operator: Caller stated there was a worker working on a billboard at the 421 exit ... said he observed the gentleman fall off the ladder and appear as though he fell off a power line and was not moving. Washington Township firefighters went to the billboard, but they saw no one.   http://www.theindychannel.com/news/2529976/detail.html?treets=ind&tml=ind_4pm&ts=T&tmi=ind_4pm_1_04000110032003

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Catholics outraged that sculpture of clergyman looks like a penis-

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_2316011,00.html (Includes Picture)

"TOPEKA, Kan. - A sculpture from Longmont that depicts a Catholic clergyman in a cap bearing resemblance to a penis has drawn angry criticism from people who want it removed from the Washburn University campus.

The piece called "Holier Than Thou" is the work of Jerry Boyle of Longmont. It depicts the upper body of a heavyset man with a contorted face, wearing a tall ecclesiastical cap known as a miter.

The base of the sculpture bears the following inscription: "The artist says, I was brought up Catholic. I remember being 7 and going into the dark confessional booth for the first time. I knelt down, and my face was only inches from the thin screen that separated me and the one who had the power to condemn me for my evil ways. I was scared to death, for on the other side of that screen was the person you see before you."

[riff]

Aoccdrnig to rseeacrh at an Elingsh uinervtsy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The
rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as
a wlohe and the biran fguiers it out aynawy.

FRNOD

There's another thread about just that around here somewhere...

[Bella]

Aoccdrnig to rseeacrh at an Elingsh uinervtsy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The
rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as
a wlohe and the biran fguiers it out aynawy.

FRNOD

There's another thread about just that around here somewhere...

Well, that explains how we all know what the damned squwerril is saying, doesn't it?

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

AFLAC billboard prompts 911 call, firefighters called to rescue dummy-

"An AFLAC insurance company billboard near Interstate 465 and Michigan Road prompted a 911 call Wednesday because the caller thought a person was hanging from the sign, RTV6's Jeremy Brilliant reported. The billboard actually shows a mannequin falling off a ladder next to the words "Pays You Cash If You Get Hurt And Miss Work."

RTV6 obtained a copy of the emergency call: Operator: Caller stated there was a worker working on a billboard at the 421 exit ... said he observed the gentleman fall off the ladder and appear as though he fell off a power line and was not moving. Washington Township firefighters went to the billboard, but they saw no one.   http://www.theindychannel.com/news/2529976/detail.html?treets=ind&tml=ind_4pm&ts=T&tmi=ind_4pm_1_04000110032003

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Catholics outraged that sculpture of clergyman looks like a penis-

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_2316011,00.html (Includes Picture)

"TOPEKA, Kan. - A sculpture from Longmont that depicts a Catholic clergyman in a cap bearing resemblance to a penis has drawn angry criticism from people who want it removed from the Washburn University campus.

The piece called "Holier Than Thou" is the work of Jerry Boyle of Longmont. It depicts the upper body of a heavyset man with a contorted face, wearing a tall ecclesiastical cap known as a miter.

The base of the sculpture bears the following inscription: "The artist says, I was brought up Catholic. I remember being 7 and going into the dark confessional booth for the first time. I knelt down, and my face was only inches from the thin screen that separated me and the one who had the power to condemn me for my evil ways. I was scared to death, for on the other side of that screen was the person you see before you."

Very Funny!!!

                   

I'm still laughing!

[Rev Thwack]

Catholics outraged that sculpture of clergyman looks like a penis-

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_2316011,00.html (Includes Picture)

"TOPEKA, Kan. - A sculpture from Longmont that depicts a Catholic clergyman in a cap bearing resemblance to a penis has drawn angry criticism from people who want it removed from the Washburn University campus.

The piece called "Holier Than Thou" is the work of Jerry Boyle of Longmont. It depicts the upper body of a heavyset man with a contorted face, wearing a tall ecclesiastical cap known as a miter.

The base of the sculpture bears the following inscription: "The artist says, I was brought up Catholic. I remember being 7 and going into the dark confessional booth for the first time. I knelt down, and my face was only inches from the thin screen that separated me and the one who had the power to condemn me for my evil ways. I was scared to death, for on the other side of that screen was the person you see before you."

Ladies and gentelmen, the reason I love Catholics.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

And also the reason I love Catholic sculptures...............