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A little something I wrote while on the psychedelics

Started by Charlemagne, August 27, 2005, 12:47:32 PM

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Iron Sulfide

on?

no.

all i smell is another troll.

i believe the word you might have been looking for was "in"

and no.

i am not in HIS book. i'm writing my own. (there is more than ONE book.)

if you want to see HIS book, don't preach at people, take some science
and read some DNA.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Jack Chick

Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjaall i smell is another troll.

I BANISH TROLLS TO HELL WITH ALLTHE OTHER DEMONS! YOU SMOKE SO MUCH LSD AND PLAY SO MUCH DUNGEONS AND DRAGHONS THAT YOU'RE STARTING TO THINK I'M A CHARACTER FROM YOUR POKEMON GAMES

Quotei am not in HIS book. i'm writing my own. (there is more than ONE book.)

WHEN THE CHRISTIANS GET INTO POWER, WE WILL BURN YOUR SINFUL BOOK JUST LIKE GOD WILL BURN YOUR SINFUL FLESH

Quoteif you want to see HIS book, don't preach at people

WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE HIS BOOK? I'M LIKE A WICKED HARRY POTTER FAN WHO'S DIOBOLICAL EARS BURN LIKE THEY WERE SPLASHED WITH HOLY WATER WHEN HE FINDS OUT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A MANUAL ON HOW TO WORSHIP THE DEVIL, THE AFTERLIFE IS WHAT I WANT TO BE SPOILER-FREE

Quotetake some science
and read some DNA.

I'M NOT SURE HOW YOU "TAKE SCIENCE", I ASSUME THAT'S SLANG FOR SHOOTING UP MARIJUANA

DNA STANDS FOR:

DEMONIC
NEFARIOUS
ABSURDITY

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjai always did like entertaining...thanks for vindication, rog.

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG?

Don't click this.

HAHAHAHA! That's better than Tubgirl! Thanks Rog!

You're welcome.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iron Sulfide

you can rest assured that you afterlife will be spoiler free.

people who expect some sort of afterlife are going to be the most
disappointed people who die, i think.

you have absofuckinglutely no clue what's on the other side of death.

is it nothingness? probably.

is there a heaven? doubtful.

is there a hell? even more doubtful. the most likely offshoot is a place
that some people would consider heaven and other peopole would consider Hell..

is there a pie in the face after death? most likely.

as opposed to you and what you're trying to do here...i actually know
that i do not know shit, regardless of how i may like to pretend it,
when it comes to these matters. i have ideas and opinions, none are more
substancial or more provable than yours.

(i wonder if he/she/it still thinks caps are annoying?)
Ya' stupid Yank.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjayou can rest assured that you afterlife will be spoiler free.

people who expect some sort of afterlife are going to be the most
disappointed people who die, i think.

you have absofuckinglutely no clue what's on the other side of death.

is it nothingness? probably.

is there a heaven? doubtful.

is there a hell? even more doubtful. the most likely offshoot is a place
that some people would consider heaven and other peopole would consider Hell..

is there a pie in the face after death? most likely.

as opposed to you and what you're trying to do here...i actually know
that i do not know shit, regardless of how i may like to pretend it,
when it comes to these matters. i have ideas and opinions, none are more
substancial or more provable than yours.

(i wonder if he/she/it still thinks caps are annoying?)

Jack and I will be sure to piss down on you from heaven, to alleviate your thirst, while you roast in hell.

That is all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jack Chick


Cain

Quote from: East Coast Hustlemy crippling scotch addiction remains, but as it's all that keeps me from killing every living motherfucker I come in contact with, I probably shouldn't quit just yet.

8)

You too?  Shit, this problem is bigger than I thought.

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from:  Uh... See LSD..

Good point.

LSD: 1938 (a fungus derivative.)
Morphine: 1803 ( a plant derivative.)
Heroin : 1874 (refined from Morphine so also doesn't count)

Wholly synthetic drugs:
PCP: 1926
Ketamine: 1962
Amphetamines: 1887

... so it hasn't been true since the 1880s.
(n)methyl amphetamine has been found in two species of mimosa. also heroine is not "refined" from morphine. It is the acetate esther of morphine meaning it is "semi-synthetic". LSD also semi-synthetic. also other amphetamines(i.e. methacathinone, and ephedrine) are found naturally. your right about K and PCP though. Dr. Shulgin is my hero of all time, but he still prefers mescaline. or did is he still alive?He's got to be 80 by now if he is.
now I'm not a "druggie" but I am here to represent the drug culture.  :wink:

Lord Daddy Lombrosis

I don't get where this idea of synthetic or man made comes from.  You can't create matter, everything's derived from something that was already here.
-><-
Yeni istifadəçimizə: "Discordian, xoş gəldin!"-deyək!

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from:  Uh... See LSD..

Good point.

LSD: 1938 (a fungus derivative.)
Morphine: 1803 ( a plant derivative.)
Heroin : 1874 (refined from Morphine so also doesn't count)

Wholly synthetic drugs:
PCP: 1926
Ketamine: 1962
Amphetamines: 1887

... so it hasn't been true since the 1880s.
(n)methyl amphetamine has been found in two species of mimosa. also heroine is not "refined" from morphine. It is the acetate esther of morphine meaning it is "semi-synthetic". LSD also semi-synthetic. also other amphetamines(i.e. methacathinone, and ephedrine) are found naturally. your right about K and PCP though. Dr. Shulgin is my hero of all time, but he still prefers mescaline. or did is he still alive?He's got to be 80 by now if he is.
now I'm not a "druggie" but I am here to represent the drug culture.  :wink:

in that case, you ought to get your facts and terminology straight. cuz a bunch of what you said is erroneous.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

Quote from: East Coast Hustlein that case, you ought to get your facts and terminology straight. cuz a bunch of what you said is erroneous.

8)
which part?

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodAll of it.
i though tit was just the part wher ehe was talking...
Hell is other people.