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The Law of the Internet.

Started by Horab Fibslager, September 05, 2005, 09:58:57 PM

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Horab Fibslager

September 05, 2005, 09:58:57 PM
The Law of the Internet.
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SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!

I apologize in advance as my secretary's assitant's janitor's apprentice forgot the diagrams for today's presentation.

Law #5- All "women" you meet on the internet are really 16 year old boys and 40 year old men.

Law #4- All your base are belong to us!

Law #3 The internet is shit.

Law #2 The internet is only for pr0n. any pretence to the contrary is a cover for a pr0nography addiction, and the affected user pried away from their computer- if possible.

Law #1: if you read it on the internet, you know it's true.
Hell is other people.
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