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The Commandments of Farley

Started by hxaosanto, September 06, 2005, 05:29:56 AM

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hxaosanto

September 06, 2005, 05:29:56 AM
Thou shalt not bark at thy god
Nor eat vegetables and cabbage on Friday
Eating these things will bring the brown to town
Farley, the far away child, knew otherwise, and he spake unto thee.
Drink unto Labia, the great city.
Rabid partners sparkle under the bridge
Or else banks will take their money
Smile, for therein lies salvation and truth
Thee end

Rev. Hxaosanto
Embrace the Chaos.
http://www.chaosmonks.org

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
September 06, 2005, 06:00:13 AM
CRAP!  I've been barking at God for YEARS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#2
September 06, 2005, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: hxaosantoThou shalt not bark at thy god
Nor eat vegetables and cabbage on Friday
Eating these things will bring the brown to town
Farley, the far away child, knew otherwise, and he spake unto thee.
Drink unto Labia, the great city.
Rabid partners sparkle under the bridge
Or else banks will take their money
Smile, for therein lies salvation and truth,
in a VAN, down by the RIVER!
Thee end

Rev. Hxaosanto

If it's Farley, make it Farley.

East Coast Hustle

#3
September 06, 2005, 08:35:24 PM
:lol:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#4
September 06, 2005, 09:05:59 PM
Quote from: hxaosantoThou shalt not bark at thy god
Nor eat vegetables and cabbage on Friday
Eating these things will bring the brown to town
Farley, the far away child, knew otherwise, and he spake unto thee.
Drink unto Labia, the great city.
Rabid partners sparkle under the bridge
Or else banks will take their money
Smile, for therein lies salvation and truth
Thee end

Rev. Hxaosanto

I break all of these. Who the hell is Farley?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

unlike_someone

#5
September 07, 2005, 01:10:01 AM
I was kind of wondering the same thing.
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Zurtok Khan

#6
September 07, 2005, 05:46:27 AM
But...but...God is actually a (generally) well natured Cocker Spaniel...if you don't bark at god she doesn't understand you.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 07, 2005, 05:59:46 AM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: hxaosantoThou shalt not bark at thy god
Nor eat vegetables and cabbage on Friday
Eating these things will bring the brown to town
Farley, the far away child, knew otherwise, and he spake unto thee.
Drink unto Labia, the great city.
Rabid partners sparkle under the bridge
Or else banks will take their money
Smile, for therein lies salvation and truth,
in a VAN, down by the RIVER!
Thee end

Rev. Hxaosanto

If it's Farley, make it Farley.

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#8
September 07, 2005, 06:35:11 AM
Walter Farley?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 07, 2005, 06:38:50 AM
Farley Mowatt?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

unlike_someone

#10
September 07, 2005, 04:11:53 PM
Chris Farley?
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#12
September 07, 2005, 07:29:23 PM
Some good candidates. But who the hell is he?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#13
September 07, 2005, 07:40:21 PM
That's making me sick - is that a dead Chris Farley laying there?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#14
September 07, 2005, 07:42:24 PM
He could just be passed out....

I hope.
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